it's just a suggestion

You and me baby aint nothing but mamals, so lets lead a revolution like on discovery channel

This song has to be taken in the context of its time. You see, discovery channel used to air documentaries and animal shows.
Hehe I like you

like and share if u would beat a billionare with a metal pole

I'd use a thin bamboo stick first, that shit leaves a stinging burn sensation on the skin

Did you know, chimps don't have remote killing drones, armored vehicles, or nuclear weapons.

Well human do, and its usually not the average person that have posession of those things.

Average military pay is like 2100/month so I guess if the dudes in charge of the nukes/drones/tanks decide to stop getting cucked by business interests it would probably be fine.
- Or decide not to kill their relatives. Like in previous revolutions ;)
Don't have to own em, just have to get the people paid to operate them on the right side
In addition to what MattsAlt said, the people in possession of those things still rely on you and me to meet all their wants and needs. So a crucial first step before they become edible is for us to stop meeting their wants and needs. Exactly who "possesses" what starts to become a little more ambiguous when that happens.
How many wars the US has won since WWII?
And?
You should watch the movie Ants, it's an amazing example of why this line of reasoning doesn't hold water.

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

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Unfortunately Mao was an idiot surrounded by sycophants who killed more of his countrymen through incompetent policies than Stalin did with his purges.
- People always say Mao killed so many people, but when pressed for how they just say "famine". If that's the standard, how many people does world capitalism kill? Don't let perfect be the enemy of good🤷‍♂️
- Unfortunately Mao was an idiot surrounded by sycophants who killed more of his countrymen through incompetent policies than Stalin did with his purges.
  Unfortunately burgerlanders are idiots surrounded by propaganda made by the empire that killed more people the world over through cruelty and policies of greed and exploitation than even Churchill did with his genocide of Indians.
  You are an idiot. Mao was a brilliant and resolute (though imperfect) revolutionary that saved millions of people, pulled even more out of poverty, and set China on the path to becoming the superpower that it is. Surrounded by sycophants? lol, he famously called on the people not to blindly accept party bureaucracy and to fight injustice even when it means fighting his own communist party.
- liberal detected

Every healthy economy has a robust guillotine maintenance capability.

If anyone would like the actual article:

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2119677-chimps-beat-up-murder-and-then-cannibalise-their-former-tyrant/

If I had the opportunity for some street justice on a billionaire I wouldnt fucking hesitate. That said, it would change jack shit. His wealth just passes to the next asshole.

It would change things if it becomes systemic. If they learn to be scared of being a billionaire, maybe they'd be less likely to want to become one.
- I think they'd just hire more security. They have the money for it.
  Edit: I agree with your sentiment though
In a hypothetical world where billionaires cannot go outside a security perimeter for fear of their lives, how soon would we see people refusing the inheritance or donating massive portions?
- You just assume that everyone rich would seem rich. If i got billions noone would know. Not everyone needs gargantuan houses and excessively expensive cars and yachts. I would still live in a moderatly tiny house because i don't like housework AND don't like strangers in my house doing that. In fact i just had billions. Nothing in my life would change. I'd be safe in your world 😁
  Also what for? To show others i have money? So i could never ever trust a person again? Not everyone wants to be a rockstar. Only those whose personalities are so undeveloped that they need the constant ego-strokes from random strangers to even feel something. I just feel pity for jokes like elon musk.
- Can he trust his cook if it's a brown person? 🤮

Nature is wise

Eat the rich? They sure are making everything else too expensive.

Beat inflation at the grocery store (and everywhere else) with this one simple trick. Capitalists hate it!
- What am I missing? Counterfeit bills?

They have a far more functional society than we do

Imagine how good one would be off if we had just 1 or 2 million in the bank..... apples would be like 5 bucks each but it would be nice for a good month. But anyway like how do we get say 500 bucks a week and they get 20,000? Or 3,000,000? Like how does that even make sense to anyone?

meRitOcRAcY, they wOrKed sO HaRd

Time to return to monk

Just like the Dutch haha

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johan_de_Witt

Bezos might nuke us

This is honestly the reason why I don't think we can achieve a successful uprising anymore. Probably not a nuke, but drones definitely could and would be used to tear through even the largest of mobs if they formed today. Marie Antoinette would be happily eating her cake watching her people get mowed down by autonomous turrets if the French revolution happened today.
- IMO we are probably on the brink of the last possible society that can on a technical level. I would say, nukes, and even drone bombs etc.... are unlikely to be utilized, simply due to collateral damage, infrastructure damage etc....
  However, things like the boston dynamics spot etc... We're probably a decade away from when 1 person can control an army of perfectly loyal soldiers.
- I disagree, usage of drones hasn't worked to put down any armed struggle in the US's puppet states.
- If it comes to that, which hopefully it doesn't, we should remember lessons from Vietnam and Iraq. The US Military might be massively overpowered, but it can still struggle against a well-organized insurgency.
- Naw it's white folk that want to get their magic cards
Naw. He can’t afford to lose cheap labor
- Once they have AI bots it's game over.
- lose ~~cheap~~ chimp labor.
It's alright, given the current performance of Blue Origin it'll take him a decade or two to get the missile working.
- to get the missile working
  If you know what I mean..

Chimpanzee Capitalism - Existential Comics

Just FYI, BTW

Eat the rich lol

Cuba overtaking the USA in terms of rights, and measurable improvements like literacy and life expectancy despite decades of sanctions, seems pretty successful to me

How can a primate hoard resources? They have no storage methods

Hoarding bananas
- Where?! In his house? The banana shack? Are they just in a pile that he sits on like a dragon? Who guards his pile while he goes to take a shit?