no more bath measures walter

while a single golf course exists on this earth this shit is bullshit

golf was invented in Scotland, instead of adapting the game to other locales they try to turn other places into Scotland.
and even in the correct climate the labour involved in making and maintaining a golf course is mindboggling
Also lignite mining
- Ligma mining
A shower is the only touch I receive

Can't wait to have my water usage severely rationed while pistachio companies continue to gobble up a disproportionate amount of the water supply.

Pistachios are a scapegoat for the actual consumer of the majority of agricultural water in the southwest: alfalfa for livestock feed.

Growing up my dad went through a phase of wanting me to limit showers to 7 minutes and I'm still not sure whether it was to save money or prevent jerking it.

Why not both

Now do the amount of water used to upkeep golf courses/given to animals in factory farms

given to animals in factory farms
Wow literally Animal Farm.

Damn, 4 minutes is how long I space out.

They have billboards like these in my city, meanwhile alfalfa farmers are literally draining aquifers and creeks dry in a dang desert

The Hidden Health Benefits of Slight Dehydration

sorry kids im 800 years old and momma needs a shower/sauna hybrid to function as a living being. maybe pull yourself up by your bootstraps and stop using water on your golf course thats the size of the moon?

I don’t golf and don’t have a golf course.
- looks like youre just gonna have to desiccate your body and sequester its carbon into the ground sweaty, industrial misuse of water is a good thing

This is why I take baths. If I’m gonna sit depressed in water for 2 hours, I’m gonna lay down and it’s gonna be quiet.

the noise of showers are also somewhat relaxing though. they need to invent noisier baths
- Just splash about a bit till you get the right frequency.
Bath tubs are all too small for me to comfortably lay down in one :(
- "Water saving baths" are all so pointless because they're too small for me to sit in without impaling myself on a faucet, they may as well not exist but they're becoming the norm here. The rare treat of being in a house with an actually large-sized bath is lovely.

Four minutes?! I'm in trouble

- A little switch on the shower head that turns the water off while you don’t directly need it can bring the total water running time way down. It keeps the temp constant so you don’t have to fiddle with the knobs every time. Lathering, conditioner leaving in time, shaving, exfoliating, teeth brushing, they don’t need water constantly running.

If you're really concerned with water conservation, only turn the shower on when you need the water:

Step in, turn the water on to rinse/wet your body
Turn water off, apply shampoo
Turn water on to rinse off shampoo
Turn water off, apply conditioner
Turn water on to rinse off conditioner
You can probably wash your face without turning it off because that shit takes like a second
Turn water off, apply soap to your body (including genitals and anus)
Turn water on to rinse soap off
Turn water off, exit shower

It's not at all relaxing, but it cleans your body and minimizes water usage.

Or, we could have built homes to conserve water in the first place by using grey water multiple times before using it to flush our toilets.

I am forced to use too much water because it takes 3+ minutes for the water to heat up in my shitty apartment.
That's called a navy shower and I absolutely do this on days I wash my hair.
Or: Don't live in a single family home, but use efficiency from modern apt. complexes. Those can also re-use gray water to some degree and have a much higher efficiency over building lifetime and inhibitor than single homes. You also need less material.
If you're going this far to save on water, you'll probably be better not using conditioner at least.
I'd also normally say soaping your body is unnecessary, but with so little water it probably is needed.
- washing your ass is praxis
- Our boy Washed Anus

sorry, not gonna happen, I need my thirty minute hot showers to compensate for another eight hours of sleep in a cold and lonely bed

Landlord took out my bath

why not 29 minutes? that too would save water, energy and time compared to a 30-minute shower. how did they land on 4? i think “19 minutes” would have looked nice too.

btw 4 minutes is totally reasonable
- spoken like a he/him
- How much hair do you have and what texture?
  This is definitely not doable for me. I’m closer to 10 min for a normal shower, could probably do it in 6 if I tried to be speedy.
- I demand 20 minute showers. There can be no compromise in this fight for dignity.
- reasonable yes,
  ? no

Uh how can I fit ten minutes of sitting on the floor and crying into a four minute shower

I turn off the water when I lather up with soap, and turn it on again to rinse before getting out. So that hopefully saves some water.

Tough luck, bucko. My lawn patch in the middle of the desert that I use solely for ostentatious display of wealth and not to cultivate isn't going to stay green by itself.

In Chicago landlords pay for water. I'm doing praxis by putting it on hot and mist mode and relaxing