I like my steak like I like my solar systems: predictable, stable, evenly distributed
38 2 ReplyAs your steak, your table and you slowly drift towards my table where I ordered mine 'Extra Divine'
9 1 ReplyAll with an excellent view, because we’re seated at a window in The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe™️
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Doctor told me after the transplant that I should only eat steak well done. I just won't eat steak rather than ruin the meat.
24 2 ReplyI would get a second opinion!
5 1 ReplyYeah, I know its not a completely necessary precaution from a bit of internet searching, but honestly? After all I went through leading up to the transplant. I'm okay with making a minor sacrifice to be overly cautious.
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I like mine so rare that a good vet could bring it back to life.
22 0 Reply"Blue" goes between Rare and Epic. It's basically the legal minimum you can cook a steak in a restaurant.
18 0 ReplyElongating this meme with a “Red” on the other side with a burning hot coal ember haha…
6 0 ReplyThat would fit well between "Astounding" and "Congratulations"
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Medium rare please
11 1 ReplyLegendary is the only option
5 0 ReplyNo there were 12 other options actually
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De-horn it and slap it with a hot frying pan.
9 1 ReplyShow the cow a fire and bring it to the table.
3 0 ReplyThis guy steaks.
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Unreal. My hope is if I eat that steak we all disappear.
7 0 ReplyGood lord, "Congratulations"!?!?
Congratulations on ruining that poor steak. Apologize to that cow for giving its life in vain!
Medium rare for me.
Baked ribeye = awesome.
10 4 ReplyIts a meme bruv, obviously no one eats meat like that
5 0 ReplyYou haven't met my sister!
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If "well done" is overcooking thoroughly it makes sense that charring to an inedible mess is a stronger form of praise.
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From big bang, to medium rare, to heat death of the universe, how do you take your steak, sir?
6 0 Replykurzgesagt, I want it to make me feel tiny and insignificant.
4 0 ReplyOh, now that’s a great steak!
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Divine. You feel like you become the steak.
5 0 ReplyI like mine cooked until I see dark matter.
5 0 ReplyWhat are you cooking your steak with? A singularity?
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ah, yes my ex wife proffered hers like a quasar too, with keychup
4 0 Replyrare/medium rare, i'm not fancy, i just want lightly irony salty meat with some scortch fat marks, as god intended. you can keep your kobe/waygu fat crap to yourselves.
4 0 Replymedium rare
3 1 ReplyAre the first three a terraria reference?
2 0 ReplyDon't know about terraria specifically, but it's a sliding scale of how you like beef cooked right?
The mid section is the usual meat doneness from Well done to Rare
Going up it parodies loot rarity types from Rare to Mythic (maybe Unreal is one too?). The idea is that, going "more rare" than rare beef is
- Rare - Rare beef
- Epic - raw beef
- Legendary - Live cow
- Mythic - All the ancestral cow-like creatures that evolved into cow
- Unreal - The primordial ancestor of all life on land
5 0 ReplyNo I get that, I just mean specifically did they get the idea for the exact text to use from terraria. Those are prefixes you can get on weapons, and I think they are in order of how good they are as well.
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I didn't get the first two pictures so yeah I would be interested to know
1 0 ReplyThe pictures definitely aren’t from Terraria, but the text matches some of the weapon prefixes.
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Well done
3 1 ReplyThanks
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Congratulations
2 0 ReplyFuck your steak: How do you take your chicken?
"I'll have the chicken, medium-rare."
3 1 ReplyRare for me. As rare as possible before I’m risking food poisoning.
2 0 ReplySeriously though, what would I expect if I ordered a medium well or medium done steak?
1 0 ReplyTo be asked politely, but firmly, to leave.
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I prefer my steak oiled, seasoned, and then seared in the heart of a supernova
2 1 ReplyGive me unreal or give me death!
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