I am sad to say some of you may be OLD.

Oh my god. My Wii will be old enough to vote in a few months. I got it a month or so after its release date.

I should set it up again and play some Metroid Prime Trilogy. The backported motion-control gun aiming makes the first two games a joy to play.

Some zoomer talks about Xbox 360 as retro games, NO ONLY 3RD TO FIFTH GEN

Sorry, only Zoomers and younger refer to console generations by number. I don't make the rules, it's just because they learned all this stuff from Wikipedia rather than experience
- The console generation numbers always weird me out, because the start of time - console gen that was out when I was born - is considered "third gen" instead of first.
- 8 bit -> 16 bit - idk more bits -> CDs
- I never remember the console gen numbers unless you're talking about the bit numbers like 16bit or 32bit.

Some Brazilian company has the right idea lol

Isn't that tied into they have the rights to manufacture the Genesis in Brazil, and import fees make other consoles super fucking expensive?
- Isn't that tied into they have the rights to manufacture the Genesis in Brazil, and import fees make other consoles super fucking expensive?
  TecToy used to be Sega representative in Brazil. They used to translate games in Brazilian Portuguese (very rare during the 90's) and make some games/hack roms about popular Latino movie/comic/series characters like Monica (Popular Brazilian Comic series that started during the 1960's about kids going in adventures, even have a Manga version) and El Chavo/El Chapulin Colorado (Mexican comedy Superhero, very popular all over Latin America). I think they were pretty much Sega of Brazil during this time (I believe nintendo simply didn't give a shit about Brazil so it was a huge market for Sega and eventually Sony), and went on as far as give support for the dreamcast (theres a popular 2000's copypasta about the guy in Brazil who really "liked" his dreamcast and asked tectoy for help after he spilled some suspecious thing into his dreamcast lol.)
  I think they still release these cheap NES and Mastersystem/MegaDrive clones in South America to this day, mostly retrogamers buy these nowadays, since you can easily find and buy PS2, Gamecube and original Xbox in any eletronics selling place. I never heard about the Zeebo so no idea wtf is that. Nowadays it seems like videogames got cheaper (or the 1980 - 1990's Gamer culture in Brazil are now all old and have jobs), enough for games to be dubbed and adapted for the Brazilian markets.
- I'm not too familiar with it, but I imagine that sounds about right. I just think it'd be super dope to have people design new games for old hardware.

Why do they call them consoles if this image offers me no consolation??

can't get any consolation because everything is too PC nowdays

This one speaks to an old like me even more

The Passage of Time looking down upon us.

The PS4 is ten years old now

Ps5 is 5 years old already
- And it’s really no different from the ps4 in any meaningful sense. Planned obsolescence stays winning

TIL I can legally fuck my ps3

It says insert disc. DISC.
- Insert Dick In System Component

The PS3 slaps as a retro console. Lots of great games, the last good UI (Because it was before everything was advertising), cheap to get games for. Good console all around, just buy one and chuck in a new drive (an SSD can slightly improve things)

eventually you get so old that they’re both 18 years old

I'm still rocking my 25 year old N64 with the translucent purple controller. I have an older NES too, but it doesn't get as much play time. Both are one owner!

If you don't have too much stick drift on that controller it's worth so much more than any solid color if you need extra cash at any point you could easily flip it into another controller and some money.
Random thought i suppose lol
- I have had about a dozen controllers over the years, that purple one has always been the best and continues to be. It has outlasted them all and still is the only one I have that works flawlessly (I need to get at least one more good one). I can see why they are desired.

This just made me think of the ~2005 "viral marketing" ad for the Sony PSP. Some British chav doing a rap about wanting a PSP. One of the earlier astroturfing campaigns. Couldn't find a link

All I want for Xmas is a PSP
- I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
  yewtu.be
  inv.nadeko.net
  yt.artemislena.eu
  piped.video
I remember hearing Take Me Out by Frwnz Ferdidand for the first time in a psp commercial
Edit: I'm not making any edit Frwnz Ferdidand is a way better band name

if your console has enough ram to not need color palettes then get the fuck off my lawn

Anakin, you're breaking my heart

stop speading fake news, the PS Triple just released like 2 years ago. And they are still releasing games for the PS2

ABAP - As Balla As Possible !!!

If it's a home console and can render hardware accelerated textured polygons with a display resolution greater than 480i, it isn't retro. Anyone who thinks i'm open to arguments on this can go stick their head in a pig

why, this is violence

Atari 2600.

Ouch. This one actually hurts.

I grew up with an atari 2600, that's still 'retrogames' to me, everything else is 'modern'.

ah shucks

confronted with my own mortality once again

I still have my Coleco Vision, 2600, 5200, 7800, NES, SNES, 64, and Sega Master System.

Aside from holding on to them because they remind me of something, I don’t play them beyond turning the systems on to make sure there’s no burst electrolytic capacitors. The games mostly suck ass. Anyone who says that they’re some great call back to blah blah blah is smoking something fun.

There are a few games from the old consoles that really are classics and can provide a few hours of good fun any time.
On the whole, though, you're right most of those games were almost unplayable at certain points or straight up didn't function properly