How long until we get a fuckable twink as president?
How long until we get a fuckable twink as president?
Maybe the dems would have won if they gave us what we really want.
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You have one now?
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That's an old queen, not the same thing
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Excuse me Biden is still the president last time I checked!
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We've already had one in the 1800's probably. What about that racist who scrrened birth of a nation? Wasn't he a bit of a twink?
James Madison
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the special forces guy who threatened to fuck the zoomer harris supporters will need to be put under house arrest with an ankle monitor
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Correction: he threatened to fuck and eat them. This is the median Republican voter
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I am not holding my breath
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You have to be 35 to be president. 28 is twink death. So never.
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That's it. I'm making a change.org petition.
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28 is twink death.
speak for urself binch
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who am i kidding ive only ever been "twink-adjacent"
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damn, and we can't even inject the twink with estrogen because that's going to lose him 15 million votes instantly :/
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After you vote for me
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There's a reason the age to be eligible to run is after the average twink death.
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We could sneak them in through the VP, just sayin...
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Probably never with how they have 100% unbroken tradition of being crusty old men.
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Jeb!?
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His name is Joseph Robinette Biden
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It has already happened and no i wont elaborate
James Madison had a BMI of 17, sired no children with his wife and wrote very intimate letters to Thomas Jefferson and hung out with Alexander Hamilton (pretty much agreed by most historians to have been bisexual). It was him.