Who would in a US presidential election, Dirt_Owl or UlyssesT?
Who would in a US presidential election, Dirt_Owl or UlyssesT?
What is your opinion? Vote now: Dort-orl, Ulerssis
And the bigger question, will he still be my friend when I WIPE THE FLOOR WITH HIM 
Also remember this is who you think would win, not who you like more
Ulysses/Drej Queen 2024
natural born citizen clause might be a problem for a literal alien running mate
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writing in Hillary because she's electable if you vote for her
I think both sides are bad
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@UlyssesT@hexbear.net our feud will be legendary! Have at thee!
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I dislike Dirt_owls policy of piss and shit everywhere. Ulysses gets my vote. Make slop great again!
Mate you are not American
Shh don't tell them. I can take a good accent
Need to start every conversation with Australians this way until they get the message and stop trying to be.
Do we want an AmeriKKKan running for POTUS? All the previous ones and their candidates have been abysmal thus far, maybe it's time for something new.
The soundbite that DESTROYED Dirt_Owl's campaign
Selling merch for both sides
I'm voting for UlyssesT to end the treat based economy. I can't trust no stinkin bird to not be swayed by treats!!! TREATOCIDE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
You people do realise he is a far superior debator and with destroy me in the first debate lmao
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But there will be much more hooting from your side of the audience so it cancels out.
Presidential debates are mostly shit-flinging which you surely have an advantage at.
Master debating cannot compete against alien posting
I voted
we love our power posters
Not one single vote for Eugene_V_Dabs?
Damn it's neck and neck. 50:50. Could be anyone's race. For a dollar I'll cycle my IP a couple of times and enter some cheat votes.
For every vote you cheat I'm gonna cheat in two
:i-vorted:
Sorry UlyssesT, I'm going Talkeetna style on this vote and say we vote to make the town mascot that is dirt owl the mayor.
Ref: Mayor Stubbs
Every afternoon, Stubbs went to a nearby restaurant and drank water mixed with catnip out of a wine or margarita glass.
Lmao based
Dirt_owl has no outwardly strong opinions which makes them the Democrat since Democrats never run on policy, which means they would probably win. UlyssesT has lots of strong opinions which would make him the Republican candidate, but he would lose because his opinions aren't anywhere near reactionary enough to actually win over Republican voters.
I think I took this too seriously.
UlyssesT could win with a microtargetted campaign that shows each chud ads with the UlyssesT opinion on the specific treats that they personally get riled up about while ommiting his opinion on what they actually like but building the AI slop cannon torment nexus is the antithesis of everything he stands for.
Dirt_owl will end up losing the democrat base because the only thing they care about is decorum whereas Dirt_owl will spend the entire campaign making piss jokes.
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I promise to press the communism button my first day in office
Dirty bird will win but not before finding out what cyber bullying really means.
NO BOOLLYThe Dunk Tank will turn into The Bird Bath
Dirtowl has more name recognition
I just hope both teams have fun.
(insert image of the "i voted" wolf sticker here)
Why isn't there a hexbear electoral college?
UlyssesT after seeing the polls:
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Drumph Owl is stealing the election!
This is how Bernie can still win
I'm going to do a heccin voter fraud to vote for you both 10 times because you should both be president
I voted for everyone's favorite dirt birb. While Ulysses is a patriot for killing Kissinger, I will always stand behind a avian.
Fuck me i voted for dirty owl but THEY'RE LITERALLY NOT EVEN AMERICAN, THEY CAN'T
Vote Owl no matter howl
I don't belive you would wipe the floor with him, because that could be considered an act of cleaning. You would still win though.
Hmm. Why don't we host a fake election for fun?
Dort oil piss and shits everywhere and ouless makes fun of me for watching every marvel movie in a row every weekend, so I'll vote for the lesser evil of dork wol
I'm worried about my friends who are voles, they are scared of being eaten by the owl. @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net , can you commit to a non-vole based diet if elected?
This election would be a real Game of Thrones
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I love President Parrot. I am in awe of her. I am set free by her. She will be the finest world leader our galaxy has ever seen. I will write in President Parrot on the ballot as many times as I have to. She's electable if you vote for her.
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im the guy with the worms in his head as an independent
I'm going to have to do a protest vote and go third-party because I don't want to participate in a race to the
.I'm voting for Andrew WK and the "Party Party Party" Party on account of their unwavering support for vanguardism.
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Ma'am what Dirt_Owl policy got them your vote?