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  • bet he had constant back pain

    WORK ON YOUR CORE, FOLKS

    No, let me tell you the real secret, stretch your fucking hamstrings, nerds

    your stupid ass hamstrings tense up and shorten especially if you sit all day (like nerds) and idfk i guess it puts a lot of tension on your lower back

    Stretching the shit out of my hamstrings and hips has basically gotten rid of my back pain

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    FTL: Faster than Light, 12th anniversary - New General Megathread for the 14th-15th of September
  • These college kids are fucking morons. I made a beautiful white bean ragout and panned it into a trench of arborio rice and these fuckers are SCOOPING OUT JUST THE RICE

    If they'd FUCKING TURN AROUND they'd see PLAIN RICE behind them

  • We have you surrounded, Mr. President. Shake it off or we're going to have some bad blood.
  • See the "eating pets" shit lately.

    Oh my god my fucking chud coworker was talking to the chef about that. At least when I said "i don't fucking care about any of that shit, even if it's true and people are eating cats or dogs or whatever that don't mean dick all to my life, things like my rent going up every damn year do" they both agreed

  • Apartheid Clyde strikes again
  • man i remember one time I basically got paid $20/hr to, based on a series of screenshots, make a title for a porn video. My god it was easy money, but the tasks ran out and never came back 😔

  • Realtalk but how does this shit work

    If i go to a doctor because of lumpy painful wrist syndrome and I think it's carpal bossing but idk, but also I injured my wrist like an idiot 7 years ago when i was uninsured, do I need to play dumb about that injury or else insurance will deny me or something because it's pre-existing and then i'll have to pay a million dollars to have a working hand? My natural inclination is to not lie about shit and it's relevant but also i don't have a million dollars if being like "so yeah i think i fucked up my wrist half a decade ago" is gonna fuck me on insurance?

    Idk i haven't seen a doctor in like 9 years

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    legislation delineating definitions for "milk" is actual very important

    These little freaks right here produce a form of milk protein crystal, meaning in the future it might be possible to not just eat the bug, but milk the bug as well.

    HOWEVER, that raises the question, what is "bug milk"? Because if you go by the precedent of nut milks, it's a milk of ground and processed bug. But if you go by the precedent of animal milk, then it would refer to the milk FROM the bug

    Without clear rules dictating how to speak here, how is someone to know which product they're getting??

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    If any of you nerds are in the PSL or have contacts, you should inform someone their website is lacking info on ballot access

    idk I think that's kinda critical information, literally googled it to see if I can even vote for the PSL, it's not on their site from what I see. I think their front page should have a big infographic "you can vote for justice in these states"

    maybe I'm wrong but I'm also pretty sure I'm right and that that lack is a glaring omission

    yes I hit the "contact us" on their website, but what if they ignore me??

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    just realized how wild it is you can be liable for the cost of an ambulance somebody else calls for you

    Like you're presumably unconscious and at no point ever consent to be liable for the cost, and yet people get billed. It's like if someone just came and did a bunch of work on your house when you were asleep and then sent you a bill.

    Like, just wack. It's like if you passed out in Walmart and an employee put a cell phone in your pocket, took your money, then gave you a receipt, and people were like "hmm yes that's legit"

    America must be destroyed

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