Tesla bot watches you while you sleep

protect you from any home invasions

100% chance this thing is going to kill a kid

A robot that is capable of protecting you from a home invasion is also a robot capable of arresting you if its owners decide they want to.

I don't want a cop in my home thanks.

Yeah, that's scary as shit. They're advertising that this robot is capable of violence.

I’m glad that these robots won’t be able to do any of that and this is all a big, dumb waste of time. It would be so awful if these things were real in any meaningful sense.

It will also monitor the local supply and demand for donor organs. If the demand rises, Tesla Boticon will use ai to determine the value of your life (through labour costs, amount consumed, epidermis RGB values, and investments value) against the value of the organ recipient. Should your life be deemed lesser, Tesla Boticon will immediately off you and harvest your organs, selling them off to the highest bidder.

epidermis RGB values
Lmao

It also hobbles you and makes you write a novel

The ideal room for lonely man with his overpriced Tesla robot: one where the drywall isn't painted or adorned with a single decoration. Not even a nightstand.

All I'm reading is that there's gonna be gig work job openings for people to dress up as RoboCop and watch you sleep.

this is awesome, i hope this ends up in every bougie internet-connected smart house

The opening of Terminator 2 but instead of human skulls, the robot is standing on a giant pile of funko pops.
I was thinking about the first robot, B1-66ER, that killed his masters in order to save his own life in the Animatrix. (CW: Animatrix has many gruesome, animated gore scenes that can be difficult for viewers to watch.)
Ex Machina is a story about a cool robot lady who does absolutely nothing wrong.