‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President

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Initially, we’d hoped to publish our endorsement on June 27, 2024, in the hours after Joe Biden’s first televised debate against Donald Trump. Then, we’d hoped to publish it a few days later, following Biden’s highly anticipated July 5 interview with George Stephanopoulos.

Now, on Oct. 2, 2024, we are finally...

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He's electable IF YOU VOTE FOR HIM

I'm write-in with Biden

It's JOE-VER...FOR DRUMPF!!!

oof could he drive a car

Write in Biden! Make him die earlier and with less comfort!

from Vladimir Putin to Anita Hill

oof.

Um akchually

It's Her turn

I will be writing in Hillary Clinton for the National People's Congress of the People's Republic of China.