If only this were true, lmao

"Comrade, I disagree with your interpretation of paragraph 2, page 874 of Kapital"

"then it's time to die, reactionary"

But I guess to be fair, the Left also overestimates how united the Right is

Their obscene financial backing makes up for it though.
- I donated $50 to keep this site running once and no one thanked me for my "obscene financial backing"
Gee, it's almost as if we're a totally atomized society, like, maybe... pringles in a can, that's a great metaphor I just came up with!

I've seen it phrased "The left is into collectivism and are easily unified!", a hypothesis trivially defeated by observing any big tent left space for a yoctosecond.

We all know what the most important part of being a communist is

rad as fuck facial hair
- this is one of my biggest criticism of the Chinese communists, for all of their preeminent leaders are completely lacking in facial hair
  where is you guys's fuckin facial hair????????
- WE CAN FIX THAT, THOUGH

Ending scene of the Postal movie be like.

Let's make it true

we gotta stop rejecting absolutely everybody that hasn't lived a fully leftist life or doesn't think exactly alike
it's the easiest way to break up any leftist group tbh.. just the smallest detail can rip a group apart it seems
I'm willing to accept just about anyone if they're for helping us dismantle this system and make the world an immensely better place
- What about the leftists who do want to dismantle every single person who doesn’t align with their form of leftism? Because I noticed this is usually what happens. Spaces get overtaken with people who are unwilling to do the slightest bit of self crit and then want to criticize other leftists and it drives people away as they become more insular. And frankly I hate organizing with people like that even if we agree on most things.
- we don't reject people who show a willingness to try and learn or at least ask real questions, anyone who doesn't isn't worth the time, and should be bullied until they shut the fuck up, imo
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We say this, then let in a tiny trickle of people and they are all giga-libs spouting vaush and nato talking points, and close the spigot again
- Those people have highly curated ideologies sustained by internet communities so idk how well they represent the world (outside idk, universities?)

I wish I was the monster you think I am

I didn't know that! Now that I do - I'm going to share InevitableSwing's Leftist Manifesto. I haven't written it yet so be patient please. It may take a while but I'll get there. ~1/1,000

CW: Self harm!

Does anyone have that communist edit of a long stand up sketch, with the one leftist trying to convince the other not kill themselves, which ends in "die, liberal!"? Thanks in advance.

Nah all I can find is the original Emo Philips version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANNX_XiuA78
- Thanks!

The Right is so upset that they're not actually going to be purged in a left-wing revolution. It destroys them inside, knowing they don't get to martyr themselves in a blaze of glory. So they just die of Covid to trigger us instead.

Who said they won't?

We get it Tucker, the left is invincible. Join or die. There is no chance to stand against the inevitable red tide that will sweep across the world, communism will prevail, and all your standard talking points...

Every right wing sect is violent towards each other. Most leftists only argue with dialogue (and the exception makes the rule)

Is this more right wing projection?

There's some truth to that. The average chud has no clue how to organize and they largely don't, they just let whichever politician or media figure they're into do all the talking.

Also I'm pretty sure Tucker is talking about himself too, maybe not self-consciously. Conservative media people like him all hate one another, because they're all in competition with one another. Tucker hates Alex Jones and they probably both hate Ben Shapiro. They all probably hate Denis Prager. They all hate one another because they're conservatives making money off eyeballs and they're all competing for the same audience.

Every accusation is a confession... sadly.