Imagine.
Imagine.
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1 vasectomy please.
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They would build up in your balls until your balls exploded.
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You would feel them moving around... inside you...
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No, silly, pee is stored in balls
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Can I just go back to having never read this before?
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I’m wide awake and already experiencing nightmares. I also haven’t eaten anything today, and now I’m afraid to for fear of vomiting.
Well done! You’ve won the Internet today. I hope you’re happy.
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Good afternoon.
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Would... Wouldn't women be able to feel that? The idea of feeling that settle and I guess... Die!? If it doesn't get fertilized? WOULD We HAVE TO PASS It BACK OUT!?
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Please delete this
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from my brain
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Edit: Didn't see that @Cloaca@mtgzone.com beat me to the reference by like, 4 hours
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Ah yes, another cultured user. Everyone should know about and subscribe to Dropout.tv for the content and to support a solidly ethical company. Sam is a saint.
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Of course Lemmy and dropout have a meaty Venn diagram, but this really makes me glad I haven't watched all the Smarty-pants 🤣
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I was praying there'd be Dropout fans in the replies for this one!
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What the fuck is this?
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Why would I imagine that??
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Thanks I hate it.
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Would have so much more respect for swallowers
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I'd just get an aquarium, fill it with water, bust into it, and see how long I could keep them alive.
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i believe they eat eggs?
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Why is it in a spoon? 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄
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It could flop out of a fork more easily.
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How else are you gonna get all that delicious liquid?
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I wish I could unsee this greatly
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cum fetishes may mutate into
...pet fetishes? lol-
An aquarium full of giant sperm.
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God no
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What a god awful day to have eyes...
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I think I read that Oglaf comic.
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mistress
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alright, who's got the eye bleach?
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I'd have the strongest stomp in town.
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Give it some sideburns and a smiley face and you've basically got an axolotl
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I think I’ll take a break from the Internet now
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Enjoy your break, It'll be weirder when you come back.
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Mass genocide every night
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Truly a horrifying image!
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talk about weapons of ass destruction.
is this what happens when you don't jerk off for 9 months?
i think for the show Alone, the males just got an infinite protein source.
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I would hear the pro life argument
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Alright, why do we have picture of that? Who made it real?
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If thst is the sperm, what about the nuts? Would you see the outlines of a bunch of these fuckers just swimming around bump7ng into the walls, stretching the sack around as they go? Well atleast checking the sperm count would get a lot easier I guess
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I remember that Xavier Renegade Angel episode
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Amazing
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Shockingly, I've genuinely seen furry porn of giant oversized sperm like this.
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of course that's a thing
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Is that really shocking?
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It's shockingly odd looking but honestly nah, I'm not surprised there's art of it lol
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So hot.
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There is a movie called CHILLERAMA, and it contains four short films. One of which is called Wadzilla, of you don’t mind a lot of CAMP you might find it funny.
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I'd name mine Alfred.
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I'd put them in an aquarium.
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schlorp
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A new pet on demand!
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gross
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yeah but how good would it feel
At least as good as passing a kidney stone, I'd imagine
Imagine swallowing it
That would be part of the French cuisine
Like a facehugger.
[Paul Robalino voice] It wouldn't be a problem because it would feel really good, actually
I imagine it would feel like cumming and shitting at the same time.