I saw this on Tom & Jerry or Looney Toons as a kid, but I can't find the clip online.

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That ain't a people.

I'm not sure trains derail every day.

Neolithic, but not too neo; mostly just lithic.

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When I die, I'm going to meet that Gaco in the sky.

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I installed all kinds of stuff, but the metric was if it slowed down my PC or especially my games. That'd get me to uninstall, run antivirus and/or anti-malware, or even totally reinstall Windows real quick.

What was it really?

Running wasn't invented until the late 15th century, when Thomas Running tried to walk twice at the same time!

I really thought this post was from The Onion at first.

”Parry this you fucking casuals!"

Yeah, anon is still technically a NEET. That was my first thought, but then I noticed you forgot to mention the dancing. Maybe anon became a professional dancer and that's how they make a living now? Somehow, I kinda doubt it though.

On my way to shit on your entire squadron.

I was going to say, "POV: I have no idea what POV means."

You only get the jizz if you got the rizz. 😎

If they are, what is a better alternative?

I'm guessing the target goal is whatever they set retirement age to be.

(Yes, I realize they want to eliminate retirement entirely.)