That would bring us from a 71.4% rate of work to a 66.6% rate of work. Not as good as the 57.1% rate of work we'd get by having 4 days on 3 days off, but still, progress.
It's worse because they read it and didn't think it was the corniest shit they've ever seen. I'm surprised chatgpt didn't suggest baconing the narwhal at midnight or holding up a spork
His wiki article does say giving every American a free pony, among other things such as using zombies for renewable energy. Oh, and time travel research. Can’t forget that one.
"As president, I will nationalize the moon and distribute lunar real estate to every American citizen. We are entering a new space age, and it's time to secure the future of our nation by claiming the moon as a federal asset. Every citizen will receive forty acres of moon land, complete with rights to mine precious lunar resources like helium-3, which will power the next generation of clean energy. By 2050, I will establish a permanent lunar colony, complete with affordable housing, universal healthcare, and high-speed internet. You can start planning your retirement on the moon today!"
In this case, the candidate is secretly planning to eliminate workforce protections and send children to work the mines 7 days a week for 15 hours a day.
Just give me naps. I would be so much more productive if I had an hour long nap everyday. I know this because I've tried it a few times by accident... And a couple times on purpose.
Also that ChatGPT response gives me vibes of "lmao I'm so random." That's honestly most chat bots I've used. They read like something a motivational speaker would say when they came to my school.