And you’ll never forget it

Not having adhd so I could make a better use of time, for family, relaxation, chores, career advancement. So I didn’t have to lean on my wife’s emotional intelligence and knack for planning so much, and so I would be better at maintaining relationships with those who aren’t in my immediate vicinity

Just live in a loud environment! Oh god I wish I could know silence again. Nothing like going out into nature and you hear a ringing the whole time

He would have been evicted from his dad’s properties

Yep

Oink oink

Getting shot for the crime of someone else jumping a turnstile, classic

I’M INVINCIBLE!

Those damn juicy Advent burgers

My next DnD character will be a bicyclist

I’m guessing that they are moving to 5 days in office. My wife works for an Amazon subsidiary and that’s what they have to do now. They were on 3 days before

All of my brothers in arms are now the mindless undead, bound to their armor… help?

Oops I did it again

Cpap has basically transformed my wife’s life, I think that is a better idea

One steamboat should clear that blighter right up

Get out of here

Tony hawk pro tax accountant

I was wrong, and happy to be so now.

This better not be a legal alien

I don’t want to nap