This man is over 50 years old and doing this unironically

He spends all day on twitter and yet he's 10 years behind the times on memes.

Musk has levels of loser divorced dad energy never before seen
- Damn, Steampunk was old hat when the hipsters got to it
He's been trying to make "X" cool since he was balding in the 90s.
How long until Tesla launches its first gas powered pickup truck to own the libs and it’s called the “Vivian.” Not only to signify gamergate but as a jab at Rivian?
- I don’t think he wants anything to do with that name 😬

The doge meme is laughable but what's more ridiculous is he thinks he can make an organization more efficient. No, working your engineers with unpaid overtime so much that it's routinely expected they'll quit in 6 months and land a better job is not efficient. Being forced to buy an overpriced, unprofitable website for $44 billion when your pump and dump scheme failed is not efficient. Losing all your market share on electric vehicles because you farmed out tax credits to your competitors without scaling up production in your 10 year head start is not efficient. I almost hope that he does get his pet Department made so he can fail even more publicly than he already has.

- Must... not... have... accelerationist... take....

Most Divorced Man In History

tbh this is exactly what a 53 year old divorced man would post

I almost reported this to the mods for harm. This is weaponised cringe

mods! mods!! I don't like this post, we need another new comm, some kind of cringe_tank for posts like this!!

For a second I thought he actually took the time to take that picture. Then you zoom in and see his eye, nope shitty ai image

Yeah for a second I thought he actually posed for this picture. Dreaming it up in Grok is 100 times more pathetic.

Denial of Getting Elderly

Dereliction of Gaming Eldenring
This pun works both because Elon refuses to mature, and because the mode of production he supports leads to people dying young.

I take it Milei in Argentina is the equivalent of Elongated Muskrat here in

So to get an idea of what it would look for

to get any kind of position in US Gov't, we should look at Argentina - with

being the worst case scenario.

Do I have that correct?

EDIT: Just wanted to add, Milei fucks his sister.

- showing himself as a Terminator punching old people seeking retirement benefits.
  JFC !
Had the exact same idea. A total liberal ideologist that will be always be backed by his pairs anything absurd he can do.

The last 3 years have conditioned me to see anyone posting Doge, or who has Doge as avatar as an absolute loser. At best.

Usually though they are the kinds of people that belong in

The doge memes very frequently had an incel vibe to them so I’ve always hated them.

Goddamnit Xi, hurry the fuck up already.

FWIW, the man is laundering mad stacks of cash this way.

So like, yeah it's insanely cringe.

But he's got a point (to be shilling this hard for crypto on a rotational basis lol)

Fuck Elon for making cyberpunk cringe.

to be fair... it doesnt help that cyberpunk itself is infested with liberals and dont tread on me morons :/
- Very true. It's really really white and that's the real problem.

I would certainly trust the divorced guy with a giant fake gold chain with “efficiency.”

Is that an AI-generated image, or a photo? And which would be cringier?

- Imagine typing your own name into a LLM
  "Elon Musk in a cool black leather jacket looking cool with a cool necklace and cool sunglasses in front of a sign that says doge while clasping his hands in a cool way. Cool. High quality. Realistic. Not divorced"

Who at this point thinks Musk is an expert on efficiency?

He's very efficient at making the K-hole.
- got me there. I guess he has been efficient at destroying twitter (now x, the everything app)

- Gen å brainrot lingo is just normal teen jargon that has always existed.
Skibidi Biden!
Skibidi Skibidi Biden!
Skibidi Bide- JOE JOE JOE!
Skibidi Skibidi Biden!

He will make the Zybertrukkks run on time!

the Departamentul Securității Statului should do unspeakable horrors to this man

When Musk says he works 100 hours per week, this is what he's referring to.

why 'Government'? its not Department of Government Education

I've said it before and I'll say it again: humanity is going to die laughing.

Elon Musk is probably going to one day use his own recreational nukes to wipe out any city with a sizeable black communuity, gayborhood, you name it. He will probably outfit every nuke with a speaker that plays the trololololololololol song.

He'll then brag about the first nuke on Twitter and caption it "U mad bro?"

'living in the dunk tank: the next stage of existence' a memoir by

Department of Government Enfascency

he's had work done hasnt he. wtf is that jawline lmfao.

AI of course,maybe some Photoshop after

Hard to focus on anything but the prominantly missing period.

- Of course, the ol' reverse polish punctuation!