Barron Trump is 6’8” and Slovenian. Fuck anybody pushing political ambitions onto this kid and for the love of god somebody get a basketball into his hands. The Knicks need a center
Need some kind of fucked up version of High School Musical where Barron is desperate to get into Republican politics with the pretty star of the show girl but Donald is adamant that he needs to go to college to play ball
in a slightly better world with a better SNL, this would be the cold open and there would be two callback sketches to do act two and three
wtf is donnie on
no idea but if he’s serious about his son’s future he needs to put Barron in a track suit immediately and get him in touch with Jokić
You can't see the airpods but he's about to air drum the famous part of 'in the air tonight'
I think he's a goalkeeper. Well he used to be at least
Wasted potential. This kid was made in a lab to dominate in the paint
Why does the taller Trump not eat the smaller Trump?
I have no doubt he’s going to be the fash president someday
He’s going to NYU now, so all it would take to start a potential redemption arc is to hang out with a girl with a septum piercing and take one rip from a G bong.
RIP joints and back etc.
He must go to the desert and learn the ways of the Fremen
Tall Baron club
weird how i haven't heard his opinions on like anything. you'd think he'd be straight into being a little daddy's boy and espousing the good word of the wet boy but idk
Not that weird. He’s like… an 18 year old kid who grew up pretty sheltered. Pretty much would be child abuse to put him in the public eye given how much attention people would have given him if the family made him open to it.
In that way I feel like the Trump family actually did a pretty great thing for him. Making kids famous, especially in the internet age, and especially especially because of politics, is pretty fucked up.
Yeah, it's so uncharacteristic of Trump not to exploit the marketing potential of his son regardless of whether he's a minor or not. But I have a feeling Melania has a heavy hand in making sure it doesn't happen.
i'm expecting these people to be trotted out to do their bit for the family business like but good for him ig
The source on this is straight outnof my ass but I could swore in the last 6 mo the there was some buzz about his discord groups getting leaked and he's a super edgy alt right shit head exactly like you would expect.
It'd be fun if he turned into another Ronald Reagan Jr.
Primarch Barron over here
Didnt something come out lately about him killing animals and instigating inappropriate touching?
I googled.
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No idea but interested in knowing
It's what happens when you give HGH to kids. Yes, it's a thing. Even the FDA legalized it for kids deemed short, purely for aesthetic reasons. If you search for "HGH kids China" you can read some articles about it.
Omg Freyd Rautha
found hasan's hexbear account
no but I bet he’d agree that sending him on Birthright Slovenia to become a baller would be a gift to basketball fans around the world
he's said an LA version of your title basically verbatim, yeah. barron becoming the basketball phenom he was born to be gives the same energy as that habsburg that's just a formula driver.