Barron Trump is 6’8” and Slovenian. Fuck anybody pushing political ambitions onto this kid and for the love of god somebody get a basketball into his hands. The Knicks need a center
He’s going to NYU now, so all it would take to start a potential redemption arc is to hang out with a girl with a septum piercing and take one rip from a G bong.
They will strap a bunch of gay guys to him like body armor so he can't get assassinated by the woke left. But also, their swole gay bodies will work in unison and act like a exoskeleton, preventing his joints and back from blowing out.