Remember that moment on Office Space where Michael Bolton was LARPing as a badass in his own car, listening to rap, until a black person walked by? St. E~L~O~N did it worse.

This definitely happened. I know when I am hanging out with my gang buddies we always make sure to do our drugs in the middle of the street outside incredibly well surveiled corporate office parking structures.

- I missed your very very specific posting style man, glad you're back.

A gang doing drugs on a street outside of a parking garage attached to Twitter, a very real thing that happens.

- They were armed with rocket launchers (cool!) and flamethrowers (extra bazinga cool!) but they were very menacing and non white (bad!) trust me on this one, it's for real!
- ...a really cool headband.
A gang that announces to Elon and the security staff that follow him, that they are in fact a gang.

Salute to the drug gang blockading twitter HQ

arm and materially support the drug gang blockading twitter HQ
Drug gang did a much better job of it than Laura Loomer.

Two black guys smoking cigarettes?

Bro you are a billionaire. You have comical amounts of money. You could retain 100 fully armed knights with a stipend of 10 million dollars per annum, each, forever. How, how, HOW, do you not have your own muscle?

For someone as obsessed with surface level cyberpunk aesthetics as Elon is, you'd think he'd at least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas and guard him.
We really are living in cyberpunk-without-the-cyber, we don't even get the cool cyborg cops kicking our doors in.
- least hire some LARPers to pretend to be Arasaka ninjas
  shit has any movie done this yet? a traditional build up of these HARD CYBER NINJAS and then the hero smacks one of them and the cosplay armor shatters and the rest of the bodyguards immediately back off

He’s deadnaming his own company

You are correct, but I think X is the deadname.
- By doing the twitter/X thing he’s admitting that X is a horrible name that can’t stand on itself.

Even this man knows X is fucking joke.

cracker tweeting

didnt read lol

picture of asthmatic school children and their inhalers

Elon, gated.

"People doing drugs"

He didn't have his Cyberguards execute them on sight? Skill issue.

If they're doing drugs why would they be interested in you folks? Do you have more drugs?

Oh Elon probably got a whole pharmacy worth of drugs on him

If only Gaddafi could have been around to funnel money to Drug Gang

Nevertheless a USian politician will personally read this and increase the cop budget for another couple million.

You know, to stop the drug smoking gangs in front of the oligarch's corp office.

Drug

🌩

Gang

One time a guy was smoking crack or meth or whatever standing right behind my car as I was trying to back out of a parking spot, I politely asked him to move so I could leave and he apologized for being in the way and stepped aside

- Our local addicts/dumpster divers are pretty chill about not making a mess. About the only time you can tell they've been around is when a trash bag is torn open but still inside our dumpster.
  It's the lawncare companies with their fuck loads of grass clippings and tree limbs, and the HOA pieces of shit that drive across town to the poor neighborhood to offload all their giant ass cardboard that they can't even bother flattening, or like just large pieces of furniture and mattresses, that piss me off.

Here's a picture of one of the gang members, DISGUSTING. Who's going to keep our white children safe?

i'm starting to think elon didn't even walk up to them to ask politely if they'd kindly stop blocking his egress

B-but they were urban and scary.
nevermind the fact that there's a high likelihood they were doing fent and no threat to anyone. If the story isn't completely made up that is
And the use of the word "gang" here is really peak white south african. Or just peak racist I guess. 4 people hanging out together on the street = gang.