- wake up
- grab a brush put a little make up
- cry when angels deserve to die
116 0 ReplyWhy'd cicadas put the keys upon the table, though?
30 0 ReplyThey wanted to
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Not sure how I feel about Cicada Chop Suey
15 0 ReplyI don't think you trust
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- Before you know, awake
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The "screaming" is their version of flirting. They've been buried a long time, and they don't have much time to get their groove on.
58 0 ReplyYeah the sounds of nature are 90% "ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?", 5% "ANYONE GOT FOOD?!", and 5% "OH SHIT / THAT'S DANGEROUS!"
76 0 Replyyou forgot "THIS IS MY PLACE, FUCK RIGHT OFF"
32 0 ReplyIf something is making noise it's either "fuck me" or "fuck off"
29 0 ReplyI like "WHERE DA HOES AT?!?!?!"
11 0 ReplyCicadas should learn a thing or two with fireflies, gotta know how stimulate those girls visually
4 0 ReplyFor cicadas their screaming is basically 100% "ANYONE WANNA FUCK?!?!?"
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they were elaborating for 4 weeks, didn't you hear?
29 0 ReplyThey also pee constantly
13 0 ReplyIf you were asleep for 17 years, you'd need a piss, too.
31 0 ReplyAustin Powers can relate.
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Don't they also have to fuck at some point in those 4 weeks?
10 0 ReplyThat's mostly why they're screaming
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i love how we still have no fucking idea how they manage to wait for 17 years exactly, we know why they do, it's obvious, but how they do it is just fucking magic.
7 0 Replythis one is better than bees;
honey nut cheerio
5 0 ReplyJust because our trees scream in the summer doesn't mean you have to make fun of the bugs.
4 0 ReplyHigurashi: When They Cry
4 0 ReplyI can relate.
3 0 ReplyPicture unrelated...
That looks like the species that shows up every year.
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