11mo ago

It all floats..

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"Is that supposed to be insulting? I live in a sewer, Georgie!"
Funniest shit is that this is basically how IT was eventually defeated. By being ridiculed and laughed at. Well, that and a preteen orgy ("no, it was a train!", yes I know).
- The orgy thing was less effective with my IT. Told us to get dressed and clean out our desks instead.
- IT wouldn't survive a cod lobby
  
  It will be dead the moment it log into twitter
- That's why he could only watch the disrespect: The very act robbed him of the power he weilded. In that moment, he was nothing more powerful than a human stuck in a sewer, watching a child literally shit on the thought of playing with him.
  
  Thank you for succinctly summing up why this scene was powerful and not just smut for the heck of it. A lot of people have issues with that scene but this is the exact reason it's in there.
- Wait what
  
  Stephen King did a lot of cocaine and alcohol back in the day. Apparently he doesn't remember writing portions of some books, and one entire book.
  But yeah, he wrote a scene that devolves into a preteen orgy, that helps defeat the giant spider with poor self esteem.
Do... do I need to see a doctor? It floats?
- Some of mine float. Others don't. One time I shit for 30 minutes. Really crapped it out. Then I stand up, and the bowl is clean!!! I go to wipe, and there's no poo!!! What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes???!!!
  
  Username checks out
  
  What the hell was I expelling for 30 minutes?
  Stress?
  
  Shit-weasels
- Poop will sink unless it has enough fiber, gas, or fat (all lighter than water) in it to make it buoyant. Sinking is the norm for me.
- Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
Very small rocks!
- Lead! Lead!
- Churches!
How to out monster the monster step one:
Not always
- Yeah, not mine.
Hi YouTube!
I'm Georgie and today we're going to play sink vs float. Let's start with flame thrower flames, do those sink?
Burned to death. The end

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