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Egon [they/them] @hexbear.net

1y ago

The site goes down and suddenly people are asked to evacuate Lebanon and there's a coup attempt in Bolivia, coincidence?

Is this our admins idea of "maintenance"?

I need all of you to account for everything you did as the site was down.

https://apnews.com/article/bolivia-military-deployment-arce-coup-fears-028cd88f3be1fb02164c05deb0faa099

https://english.alarabiya.net/News/gulf/2024/06/23/kuwait-to-begin-evacuating-citizens-from-lebanon-after-foreign-ministry-call-

17 comments

Thesis: Nothing ever happens
Antithesis: Weeks where decades happen
Synthesis: Things will only happen when Hexbear is down
The feds needed all hands on deck for a few hours.
- posting here is real work
- Double agent wreckers
Hexbear is the bastion of democracy and human rights.
- Democracy dies during regularly scheduled maintenance outages.
Which one of you Langley mfs did this?
I was at work struggling through running a cash register with two cracked ribs because I am an idiot and jumped over a bridge because it seemed like fun at the time. Did not stick the landing.
- Sure, thats why your ribs are fucked
  jk get well soon
  
  oh for fuck sake lmao
  Seriously though folks if you're almost 40 with fucked up knees from a lifetime of skateboarding do not under any circumstances think you can do parkour. Especially if you don't have insurance.
i was at work
It was me. I couped Bolivia but I fucked it up.
- You gotta lay off the soy, man.
I need all of you to account for everything you did as the site was down.
I got groceries and went to the dispensary...
THE GUN DISPENSARY!
(jk, it was the weed kind)
Well I mean if one of you had just told me the last coup attempt had actually failed....

17 comments