The site goes down and suddenly people are asked to evacuate Lebanon and there's a coup attempt in Bolivia, coincidence?
The site goes down and suddenly people are asked to evacuate Lebanon and there's a coup attempt in Bolivia, coincidence?
Is this our admins idea of "maintenance"? 
I need all of you to account for everything you did as the site was down.
Thesis: Nothing ever happens
Antithesis: Weeks where decades happen
Synthesis: Things will only happen when Hexbear is down
The feds needed all hands on deck for a few hours.
Uncritical support for Hexbear for distracting feds from their real work
posting here is real work
Double agent wreckers
Hexbear is the bastion of democracy and human rights.
Democracy dies during regularly scheduled maintenance outages.
I was at work struggling through running a cash register with two cracked ribs because I am an idiot and jumped over a bridge because it seemed like fun at the time. Did not stick the landing.
Which one of you Langley mfs did this?
i was at work
It was me. I couped Bolivia but I fucked it up.
You gotta lay off the soy, man.
I need all of you to account for everything you did as the site was down.
I got groceries and went to the dispensary...
THE GUN DISPENSARY!
(jk, it was the weed kind)
Well I mean if one of you had just told me the last coup attempt had actually failed....
jk get well soon