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  • "Whoa, whoa, whoa! It was a fertility. Festival! It is my job to offer prayers as the fertility rituals are being performed, and now you want to condemn me for it? When I was some distance from the entire event? Are we then to assume that every famine our village suffered before I arrived was due to you drinking in the local tavern, Ser Idiot? I can understand this is a difficult time for you, but don't let your grief blind you! I will overlook this baseless accusation this once, but only once."

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What food experiences from your country would you recommend to tourists?

  • If your only defence for a thing is "it's not technically against the fire code", then it's a fire hazard. Like, if I say "I technically didn't steal your watch", then you would say "give me back my watch".

  • "I would like to apologise for my actions during the recent spring fertility festival. While I hope we can agree that the virgins stumbling and falling into the bonfire was nobody's fault, I should have taken greater actions to save them. Indeed, it was far too soon for me to open my arms to the flames, offer their pure souls to the quint-coloured mother and beg her eternal blessing. It was an inappropriate time for funerary rites. I hope you can forgive me."

  • "Yes, I worship the majestic mother, bringer of life, she who brings all colours into the world. No, I don't feel inclined to tell you her name."

  • YES.

    All of it. In my face. I have been waiting for this for over a year. It's almost here. July.

    To anyone who doesn't know much about this, it's a girl flirting with a boy using harem tropes in one of the cutest and most real-feeling romance stories I have ever read. This is my straight-up favourite manga, and I am looking forward to the anime.

  • You keep asking this question, we keep saying no, and then you ask it again with LESS money on offer. You don't get how haggling works, and you definitely don't get how asklemmy questions work.

  • OP has been in a lengthy struggle with the world over media. They swore off manga previously due to "christian morals" and the fact that Zombieland Saga contained zombies, then got back into it because of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, and now it seems they've hit another block within the last month.

    And it's not just manga. They've also had an issue with Wikipedia.

  • For me, it's just math. The odds of things getting better if I try may be low, but the odds if I don't are even lower. I'll take the higher odds every time.

    For you, have you considered spite? Live the best life you can to prove wrong everyone who tried to stop you, and do as much good in the world as you can so those trying to do evil have to try just that little bit harder. It only takes one good hit to ruin a superior opponent's perfect game, and you can only get that hit if you keep playing.

  • I was afraid of that, but given some of your previous posts, I'm not all that surprised.

    Since both those sites are just descriptions of things that exist, it sounds like you want an echo chamber where you don't need to acknowledge that certain things exist. I think it's better to try and figure out why you're so offended by reality.

  • Are you the head of a major international corporation? If not, there's nothing meaningful you can do.

  • Jokes @lemmy.world

    "Freeze! You're under arrest for stealing the Wikipedia database!"

  • I think they're under the unfortunate delusion they're being funny.

  • Is there an issue with these sites I'm not aware of?

  • "He's at the Hilton!" "Well then, let's go there!" "I dunno, it doesn't sound great. This guy only ranked it 2 stars, and apparently it really hates cops."

  • Finally

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  • If you kill a PC with a recreation of the Boromir death scene, you might be able to hit all three at once!

  • And we played the first thing that came to our heads
    Just so happened to be
    The best song in the world
    It was the best song in the world

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  • They were being kind and assuming there was a miscommunication.

  • It's not the anger that's cowardly, it's the refusal to try. It's taking any other path, so long as you don't have to risk your own stupid pride. Have the humility to accept you might not make the right call, but the courage to actually make it for yourself.

    This adventure comes from a time when modules were a toolbox. One of the most popular modules from the era had a plot of "there's a bunch of monsters in some nearby caves, and they don't all like each other". Tunnels were blocked by debris, allowing the DM to connect it to another dungeon they wanna try. You might come back to the same dungeon a second time, and the contents of the room will change. A module is a starting point, but the DM continues the story from there.

    If you don't know how to prep that, then the empty room is a boon. If you do, then the empty room isn't an issue. If you don't want to prep a campaign like that, then maybe this style of module isn't for you in the first place.

  • I wasn't a good DM either. But then I learned. I threw encounters at the players I thought might be fun, and I missed the mark almost every single time. But my players had fun, so I don't see the problem in getting those encounters wrong. And every failure taught me so much more than every success.

    If you fail, but you keep it fun and learn for the future, what have you lost? Only your pride.

  • But some monsters are strong against certain builds and weak against others. Some monsters are stronger in certain environment and entirely nullified by others. Some monsters are stronger given certain allies and weaker when alone.

    If you could devise a system to assign monster complexity based on every scenario you can imagine that monster being part of, then either that's an astonishingly small number of scenarios or an absurdly complex calculation to force on anyone.

  • This is a room. After seeing dozens of rooms with monsters and furniture, you are given a room with nothing in it and told to fill it yourself. You know the general sort of thing that goes in the room, so all that's left is to decide precisely what. Everything before the room has been given to you, and everything after will be given as well. You just need to come up with one room.

    You can have a paid product full of things to put into that room and not learn a damn thing about actually preparing rooms like that. You can memorise every entry on a multiplication table and still not know how to actually multiply two numbers. The most valuable teacher is experience, which is why you have to actually figure out what the gaps in the number sequence are.

    So you can try. You can come up with a few monsters you think would be fun, and would fit into that room. You add a bookshelf and a table for flavour, and to make the fight a little bit more interesting. It could go well or it could go wrong, but you learn either way.

    Or you can rage against the system that dared tell you to figure out a single room by yourself; dared to tell you to put your pride on the line and risk making a mistake.

    The second one sounds cowardly to me.

  • Jokes @lemmy.world

    Three men die at the same time, and all arrive at the pearly gates together

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    A young couple dies while travelling to the altar

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    A man buys a pair of smart shoes

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    Joe and Frank are called in to identify the body of Jim

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    A man enters a shop he had never seen before...

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    An Englishman walks through the Scottish highlands...

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    A man celebrates his 50th birthday by getting botox

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    I don't know what my favourite thing about Switzerland is...

    The Legend of Zelda @lemmy.world

    Legend of Zelda Live Action Movie Under Development

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    A stupid man goes up to a logician and says "what the hell is this logic thing?"

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    A new commander is given charge of an army base

    RPGMemes @ttrpg.network

    When you forget what your character can do, so you check your character sheet

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    A philosophical horse walks into a bar

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    My friend said I'm obsessed with mystery stories

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    I asked my german friend if he knew the square root of 81

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    A farmer adds a new hen to his chicken farm

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    Helium walks into a bar

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    What's the difference between a guitar, a fish, and a piece of duct tape?