Popularize this fashion until everyone's doing it. Then everyone can smuggle all the chicken they want anywhere they want without being suspected. Personally though I'm putting fried chicken in mine.
Normalise fried chicken cologne as well
Is No.11 your scent as well?
https://www.fastfoodclub.com/p/kfc-launched-bbq-cologne-and-sells-out-instantly/
We tried, but then VW had to go and blow it.
The real Buckethead
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For some, this is a plus.
I don’t know if this just caught me at the right time or what but I don’t think I’ve ever cried laughing at a meme before. Thanks!
Woman looks like Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimsdale Dimmadome
I bet he's secretly smuggling chicken as well.
He smuggles the entire poultry industry
Legit did the drunk couple act with my GF once to smuggle her favorite candies into the theater for a movie date
Just had so much shit that it was sticking out even on my deep pocket pea-coat
drunk couple act
genuinely curious what this is
Stuff contraband in pockets of opposite sides facing in if you stand side to side, pretend to be leaning on each other as you walk in with goodies well concealed.
I’ve walked into a regal cinema with twizzlers and a water bottle many times before. They do not care.
i feel like a hot rotisserie chicken is a different ball game
My fiancee: that hat is too big for her head.
Me: did you even read the caption?
If she didn't bring a rotisserie chicken, that hat is definitely too big. But if she thought of bringing one, her brain is so large that it wouldn't leave any room for the chicken.
That hat is a real Catch 22.
The air of superiority in that face. It's like a surrealist mona lisa.
It's because she knows that chicken is really tasty
Fuck the law
There is no law about any kind of chicken in cinemas. They can't even arrest you, when you bring your pet chicken.
If only that were true for every country on this earth
I doubt there is actually a country that has a law about it. That cinemas don't allow it, doesn't mean there is a law.
My sister doesn't allow people to wear shoes in her living room. Doesn't mean there is a law against shoes in living rooms and you will be arrested for wearing shoes.
You are welcome to prove me wrong and provide a source for your claim.
A business can forbid outside food, it's not a rare choice, they are a private business and can remove people based on their actions. Then again, I've never once seen a theater try or care.
Thanks for this OP, everyone I've shared this with has gotten a kick out of it. It's such a big, goofy hat. That paired with that smirk on her face is too perfect.
Goofy hats are whack yo
I could put soooo many beans *into one of those.
You could smuggle in an entire watermelon with that hat, dang
Cargo pants and Chinese takeout
Nah. That's an entire air fryer in there.
This is so hilarious.
Penis
Epic
My thoughts, exactly 😌
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