That's why when he arrived he immediately went to someone's house. Because he's obligated to let everyone in the neighbourhood know he's on a list when he moves in.
55 0 Reply"Phone home" was actually him saying he needed to check in with his probation officer.
60 0 ReplyLmao.. you guys
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Steven knew that audiences wanted a sex potato to lust after. He was years ahead of this curve.
50 0 ReplyA sex potato you say?
14 0 ReplyDamn girl, what dem eyes do
12 0 ReplyI did know there could be a Down Behelit.
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That’s why there’s been no reboot or sequel. We're only just now catching up to the futuristic levels of depravity he foresaw.
3 0 Reply"make it sexy and fuchable."
"Aaah perfection."
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Also, that wasn't his finger.
24 0 ReplyAnd ET and the boy touched tips.
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Like this Robot Chicken skit?
24 1 ReplyI thought for sure the skit was going to be this,
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Like all of you Judge Judys would be wearing clothes if you went to an alien planet! Leave ET alone!
21 0 ReplyEspecially if more than two-thirds of said planet is covered with a substance that's deadly to us.
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Isn't there like a story about Chewbacca being from a planet where all his folks wear cloths?
8 0 ReplyUnfortunately I can assure you that I personally read the official sequel to ET at least twice where they actually go to his planet and it did not involve any of the above. As much as I love to read books I cannot actually recommend this book to anyone else if you can find it.
8 0 ReplyThe book was crazy stupid... ET still has a real-time tele-link with Elliot across time and space. I did love the artwork though
3 0 ReplyIs that the stupid part because considering quantum mechanics i’ve seen more unrealistic science fiction in dr who.
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What if his genitals are on his face?
6 0 ReplyWhat if my genitals are on his face. ET go down
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Well, all the ETs in the Republican Senate aren't wearing clothe, as well.
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