the "anti-sex' bed
the "anti-sex' bed
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Nobody has ever had sex outside of a bed.
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unmatched even years later... what a wonderful format. i love reading things backwards.
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It’s the stupidest thing, and i cant wait for people to stop using that shitty website
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Anyone who thinks a twin bed isn't big enough to have sex on, has never been horny enough to break a twin size bed fucking on it.
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"sorry, we can't have sex because the bed is too small" said no one ever.
Id fuck on a fucking face cloth on the floor.... which might actually make cleanup easier too.
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It's the same stupid propaganda that comes out every Olympics. It never happened. There's just no reason for a king size bed for everyone.
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I can think of a few reasons...
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Im sure the world's most athletic and flexible young adults will be unable to ' do the deed ' on this m - hey stop that!
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Can anybody explain what the thinking behind censoring the word "sex" is? I mean, who is it being censored for and what is the fear would happen if those people saw the uncensored word?
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YouTube's and TikTok's algorithms that determine monetization and visibility. People then censor these words on other platforms out of habit, I guess.
In spoken language, substitutions (
porncorn,killunalive etc.) are more popular than bleeps.
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Asserting that people can't have sex in a twin bed is to believe that college students are entirely celibate.
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This is a special bed that's designed to break under the weight of more than one occupant.
Try not to think too hard about the differences in weight between the different Olympic athletes who are going to be sleeping in them. Or the implications of telling people they can't have sex because you personally would find it disgusting.
EDIT: scratch that, they're not anti sex beds: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/anti-sex-bed-2024-olympics/
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I also would never think of simply putting the mattress on the floor to save breaking the frame. That would most certainly be against the rules.
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This is a special bed that’s designed to break under the weight of more than one occupant.
That just sounds like a recipe for it to crumple if multiple people sit on it, or someone jumps into it, rather than gracefully climbing in.
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Yeah, something tells me horny 20 somethings in prime physical condition are gonna find ways to fuck.
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Some athletes prefer a break from intamacy around a big event, I don't know if it's a scientificly backed idea, but some think it improves performance and focus.
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has it been done for UEFA euro 2024?
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Is that true though, the anti-sex beds? If so why aren't people outraged at the indignity of it?
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According to an article I found they are just beds made from card board to be more environmentally friendly, cause after the event they won't be needed anymore.
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Like...I get it...but at the same time, they're young, taut, and hot. Just let these beautifully sculpted human beings have sex with each other? Let them enjoy this one life that we have? Give them some birth control & leave them be. What fucking jealous, irrational prudes. 🙄
I hope they have all kinds of crazy sex, just because they can.
Fortunately, they're not actually small for that purpose. They're just small beds made of recycled material.
The Olympic committee isn't that naive. They're distributing literally hundreds of thousands of condoms and related safe sex accessories.
It's up to the host country how to handle the horniness of the Olympic village, not the committee. Some countries in the past have taken measures to discourage it.
FWIW, the Olympic village has been an STD hotbed in the past. But distributing protection is way more likely to help with that than trying to keep the athletes off of each other.
I wish I was hot enough to be fucked by an Olympic athlete. I'd probably die just trying to think about keeping up with their endurance, but what a way to go out!
Also film it plz.