I 100% support this new Harry Potter

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I really hope those DMs are real
- She would almost certainly have threatened to contact her "solicitor," not her "attorney," if it were real, given she's from/in the UK. Still a very entertaining read, though.
- Probably not due to that last little one cut off, but it's fun to imagine.
  
  I assume most posts like this are fake but for some reason I want this one to be true lol
- Is she so petty to DM shit posts about her?
  
  The fact we can't immediately tell if that is above her or not is all that matters.
  
  I heard a lot about JK’s views and honestly thought it was exaggerated. Went to her Twitter once tho and it was literally all she was going on about.
  
  Kinda like Graham Linehan, she’s completely fallen down the rabbit hole with this stuff. The DMs are fake tho.
The term "Bang Noodles" is now part off my permanent lexicon.
I'm enjoying the 2nd book, Giuseppe Stromboli and the Carbonara of Secrets, tremendously. Especially when Giuseppe, Ronaldinho, and Himmione have to serve their detention in the kitchens making sausage out of dead goblins.
Dementors weren't latina already? The allegory was so thicc
Dementors are latina... And twerk dancing reggaeton.
- Getting your soul sucked to the rhythm of Papi Chulo? Kinda makes me wanna do some wizarding world crimes
Hahaha fuck that hateful terf bitch

And like any of that was stretch from her original thinly veiled racism in the originals

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