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InevitableSwing [none/use name] @hexbear.net

1y ago

Meanwhile on Facebook

https://subium.com/profile/garius.bsky.social/post/3ktv4lrlutc2s

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This is extremely creepy
M'am we've secured naptime, requesting permission to snuggle!
When you don't got enough beds in the Minecraft base
Insane AI Facebook posts are my favorite.
heart looks like
mfs be like
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=472252635164754&set=a.191852703204750
I went looking through their posts. There's an even worse AI one where the whole family laughs along while an American soldier kisses the other soldier's wife. wut.
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=472216855168332&set=a.191852703204750
I WILL WILL BE GOE BACK!
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=470826801974004&set=a.438586815198003
This seems to be a whole genre of meme for them. Wut.
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=469065185483499&set=a.438586815198003
Soldiers guarding a willy wonka family surrounded by lions
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=468555668867784&set=a.438586815198003
Studying a polycule
- https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=472252635164754&set=a.191852703204750
  I went looking through their posts. There's an even worse AI one where the whole family laughs along while an American soldier kisses the other soldier's wife. wut.
  He's a bear of a man. Eight foot three in his bare feet. Two hundred fifty pounds in his underwear.
- https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=472216855168332&set=a.191852703204750
  I like the photo on the wall which is approximately...
  TM KROW
  KE SM
  Virtue posting is so weird to me. They don't give a shit that the text has mistakes or is gibberish as long as it has characters close enough to seeming to be in the English language. I wonder if they discard an image that has word like "café" in it 'cause what's that French letter doin' in there?
  
  This account seems to be Indian, but it was originally a youtube gaming channel that hasn't posted in three years. I've gone back maybe 100 images so far, all the way to... 25 May 2024, and it's nothing but bad AI Jesus/soldiers/videos. With the frequency of posting I think it has to be a bot account that's just autogenerating slop without any kind of editor.
- i love how the guy on the bottom left of the military polycule study (MPS) is so fucking done with this job
  
  When I click on it from that link there seems to be a bottom banner that cuts off the floor. I need to highlight that not only is he done with listening to this polycule's drama, but he's also surrounded by breakfast foods for some reason: https://i.imgur.com/pdhUUYZ.jpeg
  Four cups of coffee, a baked potato, two apples, and two ersatz roasts.
- There's a reason why The Boss was called "The Mother Of Special Forces".
How sweet...
He ain't the dad tho.
- Any one of them could be, so they take turns
The flag is going the wrong way
- it's reversed on uniform arm patches for dumb reasons that smack of settler-colonialism "advancing forward always"
  
  Yes it looks like they thought they were doing that but if you look at the orientation of the flag and the arm youll see it would be opposite of standard uniform flags
Amen 🙏
Me and the missus are planning on having a second kid so our first-born has a Battle Buddy
- Battle Buddy
  I had a look at the Wikipedia page. [CW: Suicide]
  Battle buddy
Trooped
If this wasn't AI and about U.S. troops I could read this as something wholesome. Like his life on the inside is possible due to the sacrifices of those watching over him on the outside (who I presume in this alternate version in my head are his dead comrades or something). Otherwise this is very fucking weird

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