They're so close to solving the mystery

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Did he just get done beating the shit out of his dog
- Nah, Scooby is just baked off of Scooby snacks.
  
  driving around robbin banks all whacked off of Scooby Snacks
Because Daphne is blind to Fred's homosexuality?
- In the original draft (which was essentially preppies/bros vs. weird nerds, with no magic dogs), Daphne was Doug. As such, Daphne is canonically trans.
  
  I wanna read more about this draft, but when I Google it, I only get hits for the 2000s movie's earlier drafts.
  
  Wouldn't that make her, canonically, a bitch?
- I think he's asexual.
  
  I suppose it's not impossible for asexual people to wear flamboyant red scarves.
  
  Then why was he thrilled to see Daphne naked when they switched bodies?
"And this dog fuckin talks mannnn!"
- "I am not here to talk to them. You are the hand chosen by the master! Yours is the wheel of blood! Yours is the sword of Michael! "
- Yea this pic was giving me real "Sonny" vibes.
- Only when shaggy is high
  
  It's from venture bros. Probably one of the funniest episodes of the entire series.
You expect too much of me. I'm just a talking dog who likes drugs.
- I knew there was something off about those Scooby snacks!
In this meme format the person saying to think is the one who's in the wrong.
yeah like he doesn't let Scooby shag him in the mystery machine

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