Maybe Ukraine would win if we gave them bigger planes?
Maybe Ukraine would win if we gave them bigger planes?
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It's just the perspective. Zelenskyy is actually 80' tall now. His body grew in response to his giant balls dragging on the ground.
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My might morphin power zelenskyys pilot did not get the traction I expected and part of it was the giant testicles I think
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Well yeah, at some point of getting large, the balls start getting in the way of the legs pointing straight down, so they have to be angled. This reduces the coefficient of friction because some of the gravity force is effectively directed to the side. Thus you get less traction and introduce a risk of slipping into splits.
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Soon he's gonna go grab the sword from the Motherland Calls and take to the frontlines himself
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That thing looks like just a missile with wings lmao
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Planes are missiles with wings
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If you're Japanese during ww2
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I rode one of those to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good
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Goddamn Zelenskyy’s so tall Shaq couldn’t even touch his ankle! Man’s huge!
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Yeah, Russia should just fuck off in Ukraine and no civilians would get hurt anymore
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But I think that one is from Russia.
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Zelensky looks like he's about to explain that he's not mad at us, just dissapointed.
If it wasn't all so serious, I feel like there's a self-mockery career in there somewhere
I mean he was a comedian.