Tiny plastic shards found in human testicles, study says
Tiny plastic shards found in human testicles, study says
Nanoplastics exist in human testicles at levels three times higher than in animals, a new small study has found.
"Tiny shards" probably isn't the right term to describe particles 20-200 nanometers wide, but this is probably bad nonetheless.
57 0 ReplyWasn't scared about microplastics before this headline so it's effective.
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But where will I put my pee
40 0 ReplyYour balls are evolving into plastic bottles. The solution is obvious...
38 0 ReplyUrine for a treat!
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So like, could I find out who owns the rights to a plastic in me and then invoice them for the storage until they come and collect their goods?
33 0 Replythey send an intern with a spork.
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Honestly, I want to be told, when they don't find micro plastics somewhere.
32 0 ReplySo on Venus maybe?
5 0 ReplyProve it
7 0 ReplyI wonder if any of the Venus landers had plastic parts.
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maybe this will finally motivate all the idiot men in congress to do something about plastic pollution. (and maybe climate change in general.)
20 1 ReplyThey don't care, they already know they're impotent..
36 0 ReplyNah, they've had their kids, they don't care.
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Plastic is evolving...
14 0 ReplyMash B!
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Oh I thought this was going to be a recall.
13 0 ReplyBut wait, there's more! Wait until the ovary recall announcement!
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"tiny plastic shards found in human testicles"
Yeah, it was a rough night.
12 0 ReplyThey need to stop checking out our balls.
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Take them out, please.
11 0 ReplyThe testicles?
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Why were they looking?
10 0 ReplyFor science, of course.
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5 0 ReplySo, on the positive side, we'll now have extra protection for the boys?
3 0 ReplyShards in me nards
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