[CW: Blood] We are so back

Inside each and every one of you are four humours

Red blood

Green phlegm

Yellow bile

Black bile

Take this online personality test to figure out where you should be putting your leeches today!

WHICH ANIME CHARACTER MATCHES YOUR HUMOR BALANCE TODAY?
[insert questions here]
RESULTS
Hmm, it seems you have an excess of black bile at the moment...
don't forget the forbidden Fifth Humour
- CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM
- I didn't
  We talking about cum right?
this thinking never left honestly, but now its too little seratonin instead of too much black bile, people do be wanting external individual causes.

Go to a blood bank and donate, you weirdoes

That's scientifically proven to help other people which they are fundamentally against.
tfw the phlebotomist asks "left or right arm?" and I say MIDDLE
- Ngl I just flux shifted a little reading that, like I know the human beings here have like mega impaired vortal inputs but I just couldn't help myself. Real galanga hours.

Not to be that person, but can we mark stuff like this with a CW?

I got sick just looking at the image.

Sorry
- That's okay 🫂 your post is still funny

Flex TAPE

Got a solid guffaw out of me with this one

We're like one step away from bringing back full-on trepanation. You love to see it folks.

Starting a barber-surgeon school. The anesthesia course is just pairing liquors with ailments.

Drop some astrology in it and we cooking

can you nsfw this and cw blood

Sorry

no more half measures walter

Leech me doc!

This is just twitter engagement bait. Is there evidence that this is a trend other than 1 video posted by a self proclaimed "influencer" by the name "Champagne Sloshy"?

There's always a few weirdos practicing bloodletting. I'm skeptical that it is trend.

https://nitter.privacydev.net/JoshyBeSloshy/status/1791616841657221474

This post should be NSFW

I had to stop giving blood because I'd get a two-day migraine every time, so I'm not sure I'll fall for this one.

That’s just the dying gasp of the miasma leaving your body. The migraines are how you know it is working.

I must consult my apothecary before I agree to such treatments

I say go for it!
The moon is waxing, the stars are right, and my bees have been stinging quite fiercely lately
- Well if the bees say it's cool I'll try it out. Who am I to argue with a thousand sisters.

Oh man, don't tell Joyce Manor

why is there so much pressure, ew.

why do they have to do it like that though

Too much blood in the head causes headaches
Just like too many phlogistons in the body can cause spontaneous human combustion
- phlogistons
  Sounds scary, how can I release these toxins?

Uhh...wow. I'd see an actual doctor if my blood pressure was so high my forehead would shoot jets of blood like a fountain. I think "headaches" are the least of this guy's problems.