Trump slurs words, struggles to gain crowd enthusiasm as he takes to campaign trail
Trump slurs words, struggles to gain crowd enthusiasm as he takes to campaign trail
Yeah, uh-huh. Let me know when he has a stroke. Anything short of that and the right won't even acknowledge that it happened. Even then they'll say it was a liberal conspiracy to poison him.
He's had a series of mini-strokes though. We know it because he tweeted that he didn't have them.
They would still vote for him and say it’s a conspiracy as he’s not really dead. He’s just chilling with Elvis in a CIA bunker or something.
That's fine, they can all vote for a corpse that can't hold office.
hanging out with jfk waiting to just come back
There would be a group that says he's not dead, a group that says he is dead and coming back, and a group that says he's been reincarnated.
And then, in the far future, scientists will wonder why we switch from a lowercase t to an uppercase T.
Per Trump, “great legal experts,” including Sean Hannity and Mark Levin, believed there was no case.
Today I was absolutely shocked to learn that Sean Hannity and Mark Levin are great legal experts.
And [the hush money jury] is in about a 95 percent Democrat area,
Pro tip: if you don't want to be tried by a jury from a mostly-Democratic area, don't commit crimes in New York City.
This dude lived most of his life on Manhattan. He has multiple properties there. Those people know him best and are the best judges of guilt in his trial.
Pro pro-trip. If you have something to hide don't run as president. If he just remained a private citizen this wouldn't be happening to him right now
There was a theory that he was intentionally TRYING to lose the election, that the whole thing was a publicity stunt for his (canceled due to him becoming President) then not-quite-upcoming "Trump TV" venture (Which was basically Fox News starring Trump)
He looks genuinely surprised and upset that he won in the pics showing his reaction, and so did Ivanka.
I can totally buy that his plan was to win the primary, lose the general, and sell not him as a president, but the fantasy of the White Utopia he'd create if he was President... and the conspiracy theories that Hilary won by cheating...
But then he fucked up when the plan went horribly right and he became the President for realsies.
Today I was absolutely shocked to learn that Sean Hannity and Mark Levin are great legal experts.
Anyone can be a great legal expert if you're stupid enough.
Imagine if Trump gets reelected, and H5N1 becomes a pandemic.
There is a certain segment of society that thinks every natural event is a "sign from (their) god".
I do wonder how many of the same people that kept mindlessly repeating phrases like "gain of function! gain of function!" like good little parrots were ALSO saying the pandemic was a "sign from god", though.... 😂
If it was the other way around Trump would most definitely use it to rally his troops. "see what God visited on the Earth when the democrats were in power?" Or something like that
H5N1 is almost certainly going to become a pandemic no matter who wins.
And the majority GOP House (plus a likely Senate takeover) will do the same exact thing they did in 2019 when COVID hit: Blame foreigners, persecute physicians, peddle phony cures, and deny its even happening all at once.
Yes, a very scary crisis under this asshat is what truly scares me (and that's assuming he doesn't just go for broke on being a dictator day one). I mean, Covid was bad enough, but had a very, very low fatality rate.
Something like H5N1 would be a total fustercluck of conspiracy theories, narcissism, bad advice, nonsense and carnage under this utterly incompetent dumbass and his grifting accomplices/hangers-on...Americans would pay the price by the millions under such bad "leadership".
Thankfully, at least, adults are aiming to do something about it; I hope they don't slow down in any way, and instead work on this very diligently in the even that donnie does get into office so that we are prepared for just such an event. Of course, the faux/maga/q brainiacs have spread so much antivaxxer nonsense that their actions would likely have a negative effect even when we do have a vaccine and even if donnie is not in office.
Slurring his words at a Waukesha, Wisconsin rally, Trump referred to Biden’s “fake infrastrucker, ershure para,”
Lol what the fuck?🤣
Covfefe 2: Stroke Harder
I don’t think my sphincters can handle another Infrastructure Week
Follow the link in the article to his rant about Master Lock. WTF? How is this person allowed three feet away from his caretaker?
Aaahahaha had to look. Fox News cut him off for sounding too crazy:
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1785753213293007343
Fucking Fox News.
“President Trump is campaigning in Wisconsin today. He will be in Michigan. Nothing on Biden’s schedule”
Yeah. He is busy running the country. Not golfing most of his time on taxpayers dime like Cheato here
Sounding too crazy and miming a blow job...
Nice little puzzles?! Wtf does he think Masterlock is?
He has just watched too many Lock Picking Lawyer videos.
Teh googlez demand moar moneys!! Eat Ads nao!
I agree with you, but you don't have to add the same comment to a bunch of posts. Try to customize them to include specific reasons relevant to each topic.
Has someone tried starting a conspiracy that Donald Trump is fucking dead and this is a clone meant to trick people into voting for a Luciferian Sleeper Agent?
Maybe the orange paint is a sealant to keep the corpse gases inside so he floats upright
Weekend at Donald's?
Maybe not.
The Biden-Harris ticket is set in stone, and Harris is the sitting VP. If God exercises His Ultimate Veto on Biden, then Harris gets thrust immediately into the job, while also taking over the ticket and trying to pick a VP that can pass ratification in both houses of Congress. And the optics of picking one VP for a few months and a different one in the campaign are poor, so Harris will be saddled not only with a new job and a boring personality, but with a compromise VP that was picked to siphon off three or four Republican votes in the House.
While if Trump eats one too many hamberders before the convention, Republicans have more options, because he doesn't have an announced VP yet, and even if he did, that choice isn't as permanent as the current VP. Since Trump has installed his people in the RNC, though, we shouldn't expect much of a change. We'll probably get Don Jr. to run in his place -- they wouldn't even need to change the banners.
As ridiculous as Junior is, he will have an army of MAGAs who now revere his dad as a saint, while Kamala Harris is kinda meh. I don't wanna see the result of that.
Hmm, okay the best election outcome is actually trump dying during the election, biden winning against the new candidate due to Trump's death demotivating Republican turnout, the dems also winning back the house and keeping the senate, and then biden having a heart attack on Groundhog day (just for flair)
Because that would lead to what?
Why is the liberal candidate dying so attractive?
Do you think his party would substitute him with a candidate that suddenly disagrees with almost a century of American treaties and support for Israel? Do you think when Bernie makes a statement about accountability he has to actually do anything about that?
Like I’m all for netanyahu getting a smack and a jail sentence but wishing death to Joe Biden feels like cutting off your nose to spite a liberal face.
Why is the liberal candidate dying so attractive?
Biden's spent his whole life carrying water for the most rotten and corrupt people on the planet. Just a shame he hadn't died much sooner.
If the McKinsey Consultants infesting his administration all want to go down with him in the same nose-diving Boeing Max Jet, the world would immediately become a better place.
Because the guy is too old to really think about the consequences of his actions. He doesn't have to live with them, the younger population does.
Both he and Trump should be in a retirement home, yet here they are trying to lead a country.
lol you're weird
Biden has done MANY great things which means something given the Republican party’s full court press to stop anything and everything good from happening.
Fuck you for wishing Biden fucking dies, he’s not perfect so throw him into the flames? You disgust me.
Morals and fears for the future aside, that would be really entertaining to watch
They'd come up with a conspiracy theory.
When is this waste of space gonna die?
Trump is currently 77, at that age life expectancy is about 9-10 years. You could adjust it downward a bit for obesity and perhaps other evidence of poor health, but not by much.
You're forgetting that he's rich (compared to most americans, but as much as what he claims) and former POTUS giving him access to some of the best healthcare in the nation if not the world.
Just remember that when he contracted covid back in 2020 and was hospitalized, it wasn't just a vaccine or horse medicine they used to cure him, bit god damn stem cells derived treatment.
🤞🏿
That's what I'm saying.
It’s a chorus then.
Dear sweet baby jebus please bestow an on camera gripper to this sex pest, pronto. Amen
I'd prefer a stroke.
He is under a lot of stress now. So maybe there is a chance
so would he ;-)
Too much to hope his people are waking up
Yeah, but like that's going to stop him taking waaay too close to 50% of the vote to be comfortable.
It’s not about 50% it’s about swing states and the illegitimate electoral college
Do you mean the Trump Fake Elector Plot?
Please define illegitimate electoral college.
You only need 22% of total votes to get elected president
While this is true, he has a lot more than that.
another "true, but", comment: remember, Hillary got more votes than him. By the most in quantity and margin size in history, and still lost.
Continuing to treat him like the law doesn’t apply to him isn’t helping either.
Hes not a martyr if he continues to break the law and has to pay consequences. Put him in jail. If people protest that's within their rights. We can't let him get away with this.
Upholding the rule of law is more important than denying trump some hamburder money.
In all honesty, the left trying to maintain the illusion that the economy is doing well because of job numbers makes me further question the authenticity of government statistics. The job market is absolutely horrid right now, and any assertions otherwise really set off my BS detector.
The metrics used to measure the economy are not the same metrics with which average residents measure their quality of life. We live in a world where a strong economy does not equate to quality of life for the people.
This has been further exacerbated by the increase in wealth in equity. The way we measure the economy is a proxy for the rich getting richer. Everyone else gets fucked in a good economy and fucked harder in a bad economy.
Huh? Where is that in the article?
your anecdotal evidence vs. statistics, not even a fair fight. And even if you're right, at this point I'd rather suffer in a Mad Max scenario than under another Trump presidency. Kind of like Trump's "I could shoot someon 5th Ave. and people would still elect me", just vice versa. My anecdotal evidence is that people will accept any hardship if it means no Trump win. Good thing is they don't even have to.
Slurring words and struggling to gain crowd enthusiasm sounds like a regular night out for me.
No, I'm just not a particularly engaging speaker I would imagine but I think the similarities end there.
Violating the law as no one, but I haven't heard about child rapist before?
I mean it wouldn't astound me but truth be honored. Plz :-)