Trump slurs words, struggles to gain crowd enthusiasm as he takes to campaign trail

Slurring words and struggling to gain crowd enthusiasm sounds like a regular night out for me.

Yeah, uh-huh. Let me know when he has a stroke. Anything short of that and the right won't even acknowledge that it happened. Even then they'll say it was a liberal conspiracy to poison him.

Per Trump, “great legal experts,” including Sean Hannity and Mark Levin, believed there was no case.

Today I was absolutely shocked to learn that Sean Hannity and Mark Levin are great legal experts.

And [the hush money jury] is in about a 95 percent Democrat area,

Pro tip: if you don't want to be tried by a jury from a mostly-Democratic area, don't commit crimes in New York City.

Imagine if Trump gets reelected, and H5N1 becomes a pandemic.

Slurring his words at a Waukesha, Wisconsin rally, Trump referred to Biden’s “fake infrastrucker, ershure para,”

Lol what the fuck?🤣

Follow the link in the article to his rant about Master Lock. WTF? How is this person allowed three feet away from his caretaker?

Has someone tried starting a conspiracy that Donald Trump is fucking dead and this is a clone meant to trick people into voting for a Luciferian Sleeper Agent?

The best possible election outcome is both candidates having heart attacks and dying within the next few months

When is this waste of space gonna die?

Dear sweet baby jebus please bestow an on camera gripper to this sex pest, pronto. Amen

Too much to hope his people are waking up

Yeah, but like that's going to stop him taking waaay too close to 50% of the vote to be comfortable.

Trump is due back in court Thursday morning for a hearing on further violations of his gag order, after Merchan warned that he may have to turn to jail time.

Noooooo, this is exactly what Trump wants. To become a martyr for a few days in jail so he can fundraise from it.

We’re going to end up putting this fucker back in office aren’t we?

In all honesty, the left trying to maintain the illusion that the economy is doing well because of job numbers makes me further question the authenticity of government statistics. The job market is absolutely horrid right now, and any assertions otherwise really set off my BS detector.