Saw this and sat for a second, thinking "okay, vanilla bean and soy bean...that's only two. Milk isn't a bean. What's the third?"
I'm an idiot.
Alright, now listen here you little shit...
Only if it's real vanilla
What a scary sentence!
Seems kind of generic, to me.
A vanilla soy latte is not a 3 bean soup! There is only one bean actually in the soup. Unless you are scraping the vanilla pod into it and sprinkling grounds on top, the other two “beans” are merely extracts.
It is a vegan bisque.
I agree with your premise, and here is some additional unsolicited information:
Vanilla ‘beans’ technically are fruit from hand-pollinated orchids! So scraping a seed pod or using extract makes no difference. It’s never been a bean.
Coffee ‘beans’ are seeds from the fruit of coffee trees and shrubs.
More of a juice than a soup really.
Bean juice sounds worse
Seed juice sounds even worse.
Why juice more than soup? None of the fruits are squeezed. Except maybe soy, not sure how soy milk is made. Anyway, for vanilla and coffee it's closer to tea than soup or juice. Also, closer to soup than juice as well, imo. Or broth if you wanna be specific. Right? Since it's an infusion like broth is. That's how I see it, at least. Maybe I'm nuts
Add chocolate
You fucking donkey!
More of a 3 bean tea, no?
There's a fatty base: soy milk
A flavorful broth: coffee
And spices: vanilla
Maybe not 3 bean but I count it as soup.
Broth, surely.
Wait till someone tells him about vanilla soy mocha... 🤯
Sorry, but that's a salad
Nono, a sandwich
