The miracle of childbirth
The miracle of childbirth
The miracle of childbirth
It's one of my go-to arguments against intelligent design.
That, or God's an arsehole, which all things considered...
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?”
― Epicurus
Or God is a ten year old who is playing around with a world generating machine and has since forgot about us.
We're just one of the thousands of world saves he placed on a memory card and threw into the closet and forgot about.
Bed bug mating practices are probably up there too
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traumatic_insemination
Yea wth
The process is detrimental to the female's health. It creates an open wound which impairs the female until it heals, and is susceptible to infection. The injection of sperm and ejaculatory fluids into the hemocoel can also trigger an immune reaction in the female. Bed bugs, which reproduce solely by traumatic insemination, have evolved a pair of sperm-receptacles, known as the spermalege. It has been suggested that the spermalege reduces the direct damage to the female bed bug during traumatic insemination
Yep I'm out before one of you furries makes a cartoon out of this.
Well that one's cute.
To understand it better how is the aspect of the clitoris of a female Hyena, as said, they give birth through a penis. Certainly hardcore.
As context to your context:
The genitalia of the female closely resembles that of the male; the clitoris is shaped and positioned like a penis, a pseudo-penis, and is capable of erection. The female also possesses no external vagina (vaginal opening), as the labia are fused to form a pseudo-scrotum. The pseudo-penis is traversed to its tip by a central urogenital canal, through which the female urinates, copulates and gives birth. (Source)
scientists state that female spotted hyenas are the **only ** non-intersex female mammals devoid of an external vaginal opening, and whose sexual anatomy is distinct from usual intersex cases (source)
Because hardly any other animal would give birth through a clitoris. That was the weird part for me because I knew about the peniform clitorises but not the missing external vaginas.
Why cut off the last few panels of the comic?
Nothing is cut off? The only thing missing is one bonus panel.
Oh, I always thought that was part of the comic.
I shouldn't have googled it
Well this discussion certainly ruined my love of The Lion King.
Awww, pugger
I regret clicking into the comments to find the answer
ummm, no
For those curious, from Wikipedia:
Eve: “So, what’s she do to piss off god?”
Serpent: “you don’t even wanna know.”
Eh the Christian god really is an asshole,
"imTeLLiGENt DeSIgN"
Abrahamic* to be precise. They're all the same asshole, just different names. (And, even that was listed from earlier cultures' traditions, FFS. Lazy, unoriginal, and fucking stupid? That tracks for religion all around, really.)
I uh... I was expecting it to be something like they eat a percentage of their own babies or something. Fuck that. Sounds like it would feel like giving birth through a penis.
Fun fact: Female hyenas have a pseudopenis that prolapses into a dick that they rape their brothers with when they’re young
It sounds very much like that. Maybe worse.
Well... If you insist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tasmanian_devil
"Gestation lasts 21 days, and devils give birth to 20–30 young standing up ... As there are only four nipples in the pouch, competition is fierce, and few newborns survive."
One guess as to what happens to the spares.
This might help.
Female Hyena's have what is called a pseudo-penis. Which is used for sex and urination, as well as giving birth.
Obviously giving birth splits it open fucks your whole year / life up.
My only question is: why would they evolve like that?
Or alternatively, what the fuck were they before that gave birth like this?
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UGS is my favourite rap group
RIP young Pimp Clitoris With UGS
Evolution, WHY!!?
"Because fuck you all" - Evolution
WTF?
Hyenas are matriarchals and they fucking deserve it.
Edit: They deserve their social position, not being ripped apart if that wasn't clear
Hey, the cartoon dog did warn us.
Hyenas got shafted. And, shafted.