“ But girls like to be called snuggle puppies,” wailed a careworn principal of a city school. “They grant the boys liberties, encourage them to take them, and if the young chaps do not follow the pace, they are called sissies, poor boobs, or flat tires.”
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
In this school which annually turns out one hundred teachers of physical training, the girls frankly admit that no young man can prove his devotion save to the tune of $10 to $25 an evening.
$10 in 1921 is worth $173.37 today
$25 in 1921 is worth $433.42 today
That's so much to spend on a date, even if you get snuggle pupped. Ogden, UT had a population of 32,804 in the 1920 census so where do you even spend $433.42 without going to every business in town twice?
Wikipedia says that the town has a large Mormon population. I could see that being a properly dry county back then. Just kissin' cousins eating the most bland food imaginable, snuggle pupping through their full-body underwear.
What have the girls to say about it? Students of the Chicago School of Physical Education say frankly that they wouldn’t think of going to a party with a young man unless he took them at least one way in a taxi. In this school which annually turns out one hundred teachers of physical training, the girls frankly admit that no young man can prove his devotion save to the tune of $10 to $25 an evening.