Imma eat the first thing I see at the zoo.
Dare you to take a selfie at the entrance
Edit: Fuck, there goes my one bad thing 😭
Be careful, they may have
spoiler
a mirror
>:3
🦀🦀🦀Anarchy!🦀🦀🦀
Tips over an empty cup
Oh great, now I'm going to spend the rest of the day thinking of all the possible bad things I could do with this permit, but ultimately fail to decide on one and let this opportunity go by...
If you feel guilty about the waste you're halfway there!
Just steal a candy bar from the corner store and immediately regret it like the rest of us
Wouldn’t gum or a lotto ticket be getter though? Actually they sell jerky too…
As long as you don't live in a country that will throw you in jail for it
BLOW IT IS
I will exist
Permanently Deleted
YOU TELL ME THIS NOW
I hope this is retroactive and I can decide which thing it applies to
Thank you for your interest in the proper and correct usage of the Permit Crab: It does not.
The judge will be disappointed to hear this.
In Barbados I got to see the origin of permit crab. A massive crab was skulking around the customs desk and a worker poked it with a pen, which it then took and wielded as a weapon.
That's my fave crab vid/gif. Mess with the crabbo, you get the stabbo
If the bad thing you want to do has a requisite step that is also a bad thing, is that one bad thing or two?
I did 1 bad thing: everything
Darn it, too late mate. I already committed several criminal offenses today, can I have 3-4 more permit crabs?
Pah! I don’t need no stinking permit! I am an asshole all the time!
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Hmm what to do? Genocide or complain about something that no one wanted to hear? It's such a fine line... how does anyone decide?
Here I go! represses feelings I did the bad :(
:3
