Please God, give me a real photo of trump vaping. It would be so fucking funny.

What if we used 100% of the brain to make memes?

Is it "happy 9/11" or "merry 9/11"?

That guy has never done anything to help me

My girl always knows where the hot sauce bottle is

Sometimes when you need a plunger, life only gives you a plastic bag.

Everybody gangsta until you gotta unclog the toilet

They were jumping beans. Nature's vibrator

Both gram negative, I'd assume

tax-funded Medicare-for-all

Is there another way to do it, or do they just want to add a scary word?

Plop plop

Plop plop plop

You aren't taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

Wouldn't a fish have a land-bath? Like an upside tub with air and dirt.

A level 11 wizard could simply cast wall of iron, fabricate, teleport, and telekinesis. It could be done in one day at no cost to the tax payer.

I did 1 bad thing: everything

opens up the meat locker

Wheeeeeee!

Mom! Bart's fissioning!

The ranger has twice as much experience as the wizard, the cleric has +2 level adjustment, the fighter can afford a +4 longsword with standard WBL, and the party has an APL of 12 how many times can the party cast teleport with all their level 5 spell slots?

Have you tried watching the same media over and over and over?

edit: and over

Prosecutor: "do you swear to the truth?"

Me: