President Biden responds to special counsel’s classified documents report. [15m. He speaks for the first 4m and then he takes questions.]

today was the day biden truly became president

I actually laughed out loud. Oh, man - our fucking timeline!
I put this counry back on it's feet!

War footing -

Lmao, take a look at that r/politics thread and tell me how blueanon is any different from qanon

Red Biden. Podium was there for protection, THEIR protection. Fiery old men are not to be fucked with.

This level of delusion is embarassing. Oh, yeah, Biden is so tough and we're all so scared of his strong fisticuffs. Reminds me of those chuds portraying Trump as muscular with a massive dong that all the Dems drool over.
If a big budget movie had come out when Obama was president and the fictional president was Biden-like so he was a tired, old, frail man gaffe machine- every member of blueanon would be offended. They'd be outraged and rant that such a man could never become president. And - quite frankly - not only is it unrealistic it's very disrespectful and not representative of the Office of the Presidency. Does the director hate America?

They'd do stuff brigade the movie at Imdb and rate it a one. And they'd stay angry.

My brain is not rancid Delaware clam chowder. That's a damn lie. Pardon my parle-vu.

11:37 "The president of Mexico - Sisi..."

12:35 He forgot the word Hezbollah. He made them seem part of the MCU. "[Israel's] archenemy to the northwest... northeast I should say."

America's southern border is Israel’s southern border

Biden has sat immobile, his body slowly crumbling, within the White House of Terra for over 10,000 standard years. Although once a living man, his shattered, decaying body can no longer support life, and it is kept intact only by the cybernetic mechanisms of the White House and a feeble mind itself sustained by the daily sacrifice of thousands of lives.

IT'S A STUTTER

JEEz

I think he had a pause around 4:59 because he couldn't remember the name of the church he got the rosary from.

I'm willing to give him a pass on that because maybe he was worked up. But he made other mistakes that he can have no excuse for - https://hexbear.net/comment/4577850
- I see what you mean there. This is another cut to his critically damaged reputation. Death by a thousand gaffes.

Dementia ridden old man convinced he is not a dementia ridden old man

Dementia does make people angry
- Well, as sad as it is, it often does make people very irritable. I can't imagine what it is like to forget but have this feeling that you must have forgotten because people are frustrated at you. Every person I've known with dementia became easily frustrated and angrier than before when the situation became frustrating. It's why caretakers who can keep people happy are so impressive, even when people forget the way to the bathroom.
  
  But fuck Biden. Idgaf if he has dementia or not honestly

You don't know the thing biden-the-thing biden-forgor

That thread is delusional. Even if this is a hit job like they're suggesting in it, they're not recognizing how effective of one it is. The Dems are completely sunk at this point.

Biden, even if it is just a stutter, is unable to defend against these allegations because every time he tries, it just seems to dig the hole deeper.

He will get bullied hard if there is going to be a presidential debate, people will laugh at him.

They need to ditch him lol, but they're not going to

The problem is who they'd ditch him for. Kamala is even less popular. Mayo Pete got like 0% of the black vote in the primaries IIRC. The only other obvious option would be and it'd be comical to run her against Trump again.
I kind of doubt ditching him would even matter at this point. The damage is done. I think too many people are going to drift to Trump.
They also can't do what they did in 2020 and let him disappear for months at a time. He's actually in office. He can't go away for the summer while they campaign and come back with surgical scars in September.
They could have allowed for a primary to take place, done debates, embraced democracy, and let any of the strong primary challengers take their rightful nomination.

But NO, Biden’s EGO told him that good presidents get 2 terms, and that’s all he gives a damn about at this point. We’re doomed.

Biden is literally the only Dem capable of losing to Trump, and they’re forcing him upon us. Fuck the DNC for enabling this mess, and fuck their corporate donors for pressuring them to do so.

I listened to it at 1.3x and he still sounded a bit slow.

My girlfriend tried putting it at 2x but I insisted on getting the full experience at 1x
- I insisted on getting the full experience at 1x
  
  You monster. Seriously though - I think one of the reasons people think he's too old is he sounds too old. He reminds everybody of their elderly neighbor or relative who takes forever to finish talking.
  
  2x
  
  I'm old and I like to listen to the news as I do other stuff like watch speed chess. At 2x I feel like I'm senile. Everything falls apart. I've got Biden's brain.
  
  What did I just listen to? What did he say? And... Wait a minute. How did white just get checkmate? What the hell? I thought his queen was blocked by his own pawn.

They composited out the part where he wandered off, muttering something incoherant to himself.

I still have his rosary that he got from Our Lady of....[Memory heap stack overflow. Skip file copy. Proceed to external memory bank aka PROMPTER]

whywhywhywhywhy 📜📜📜📜📜📜📜📜

old man yells at crowd