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ickplant @lemmy.world

1y ago

My one true love

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Girls only want one thing. It starts with P and ends with an S.
- PRECIOUS
- Pancreas :)
  
  🎶 My pancreas attracts every other
  Pancreas in the universe
  With a force proportional
  To the product of their masses
  And inversely proportional
  To the distance between them 🎶
  
  Wanna eat it? :3
- Puppies!!!
  
  Pussies
- Ooh, we doin’ pancakes today??
- To talk to kitties? Ps ps ps ps ps
  
  Kikiky Nootnoot noot ps ps ps
  ::rubs fingers together::
  Cat's can't resist!
- Come on guys...its obviously potatoes. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
  
  You really need a comma in there.
- Presidential elections? Promo codes? Packing peanuts?

Everyone deserves a Samwise Gamgee in their life
- Vinegar? As in that that fermented acid stuff that somehow can be used both as a cooking ingredient and a cleaning chemical? What does that have to do with anything?

As a straight male, I have also come to appreciate Sam as the best damn character in the entire LOTR series.
- Frodo was the best of them, but he was carrying a great burden, so we saw him during an internal fight for his very soul, not as his usual self. Frodo was chosen to carry the ring because his pure and generous heart was the least influenced by its power, and it still almost consumed him.
- He is you, the reader.
- You forgot to say that you're big and bearded.

48: Live long enough to see yourself become Sauron
- Why you gotta call me out like that?
- Over 60: Gandalf is the ultimate goal. Even after death, you can get the white version.
- I see you

I'm going to hike into hell and these cast iron pans are coming with me

We could all use a Samwise in our lives
- If we can't find one, then you must become one for those around us.
  "I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."

Tbh with the healthy depiction of masculinity for the MCs, I would date most of them.
But if I had to choose a partner for a longer period of time out of the male characters, it would definitely be Sam

TOES
😩

Also loyal AF

whatever happened to Faramir?
- Store brand Aragorn?
  
  yet the same quality without all the fuss (the book version)

Get yourself a guy who looks like Aragorn but cooks like Samwise. 😍
They've both got heart.

Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew
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Pippin is clearly the best character.

Ye, Sam is good.

Hi. It's me. I'm the potato. Please end it quickly.
- Shh! You'll get boiled for that!

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