They will literally just claim anything about China

egyptian people should be allowed to kill anyone who makes up shit about the pyramids at this point.

There’s a reason Klan leadership pivoted into writing esoteric and supernatural “nonfiction” a couple decades back. That shit is insidious.

Inca? White. Africans? White. Chinese Dynasty? White.
All societies have been white. POC were made up in 2016 to fool you.
- No they existed, but in the good old days we called them slaves and they listened
why are crackers this ignorant? they probably heard this from some chud youtuber and just believe it at face value, repeat it ad nauseam, and never investigate further
I've tried to explain to my lib friends that psuedo history isn't "harmless fun" like they say it is, but they just can't see the very direct connection between "Europeans are a superior race who come from Atlantis" and nazi shit. I wish I lived in that nice little bubble they do, where the ills of the world don't directly affect them and get to be just another spectacle. Caring about things is exhausting.
Listen, here me out, everyone in anime is white, right? So that means white people have Naruto powers.
Checkmate.
- it means that Japan is western, just like Latinx America
Abrahamic Jehovah: red/brown colored skin (like a jasper and a sardine stone), glowing red-hot like heated iron, 'wooly' white hair
whites: this is literally me
the source for this information is something made up on the spot in 1912 by some cracker with no job named "Benhuxley Goodsworth"

refuses to allow genetic testing of early emperors

shows a picture of a fucking taklamakan mummy. mmmm yes so prehistoric China had a claim in modern Xinjiang then?

genetic testing is just elevated phrenology anyway, all it actually tells you is what groups/modern people are related to a particular corpse, or group of corpses. it can help identify some movements of people but provides zero insight into the culture or language or social status of the people. there is no white people gene, we don't actually know how mummies looked or skulls looked in life.

also there aren't any verified early emperor burials what the fuck are they talking about. the ban was on all kinds of archaeological corpses because westoids kept fucking stealing samples to do phrenology with

but like the second one has to be bait what self-respecting white supremacist wouldn't say something like the coliseum and just claim it's more impressive than the pyramids?????

Genghis Khan? White.

Xerxes? White.

Jesus? White

Mohammed? White.

Sargon of Akkad? White.

The entire population of Australopithecus? Believe it or not, white.

Sargon of Akkad? White.
I mean there's some
Anglo Island dipshit using his name so, two Pinocchios for this line.
- Carl Of Swindon? Extremely white.
Genghis Khan? White
23 minutes of hardcore debunking on that claim (which i know was a bit but it's cool historiography)
- literally finding it funny that ghengis khan looks pretty much exactly what wed expect him to look like based off what we can observe of typical modern mongolian men but you have to actually convince some shitass white dudes that this obvious thing is true and real
- Like anyone even seriously proposing that theory today? Those are PDX forum morons just take the Secret History telling us he was a redhead and then go straight for their "everyone was a Tocharian" usual nonsense.

"If we steal from your culture is it really your culture anymore?"

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Correct

ayo hol up you tellin me Kayden Lieblowiczski built the pyramids an' stuff?

Atlantians were proto whites/proto Faustians. I'm assuming that's what Spengler says in Early Days of World History

It's more complicated than that. European cultures begin as an alchemical merging of Atlantean and Turanian elements.

Turanian? I would've thought Nemedian or Poitainian over them. Aquilonian even.

The most embarrassing part of that exchange is believing Spengler
Turanian? I would've thought Nemedian or Poitainian over them. Aquilonian even.
what do any of these words mean
I don't want to go down a white supremacist Google hole, which I fully expect to happen if I just search them blindly
could someone who is a little more online please tell me wtf any of those proper nouns mean?
- what do any of these words mean
  Conan universe setting from this essay. Though contrary to what you might expect, it served (especially outside anglo world) to ridicule those XIX century chud myths by turning them into full fiction. Like i never meet anyone seriously proposing bullshit like hyperborea, atlantis and antediluvian world seriously since everyone know its from book about Arnold Schwarzenegger.
- I recognize some from Robert E. Howard's Conan stories. He drew inspiration for the fictional setting from the popular pseudo-history of the antediluvian world (before the biblical flood) which included ideas about Atlantis with helping of race science.
  I'm guessing white supremacist are taking long forgotten fake history from like the 20's at face value
- Turanian
  my best guess on this is that they're substituting "aryan" for turanian to avoid the nazi-coding. Turan is an iranian term for east-of-iran based on a legendary figure. as indo-iranian(aryan) split into iranian and indo-aryan in the general area of Turan i suppose the nazis probably think there was a central-asian atlantis of white people over there or something
  the other two terms first results are from conan the barbarian lmao
I've often wondered how all of this nonsense could work when it is all inherently contradictory, now I know. They just have a conversation where they use fancy words to sound smart without knowing what any of these words mean.
Parrots are better for conversation than these bozos. At least a parrot can be nice and direct and isn't deeply insecure about their intelligence and making it everyone else's problem.
- There’s also a thing where a bunch of new age authors will quote each other circularly and begin to talk with one another, so you can find a “consensus” by sticking to certain corners of new age thought. Everyone being obsessed with Atlanteans as a secret precursor to modern civilization is actually a good example of this. There are also a lot of cryptofash along the writers for that genre, so there’s an interest convergence driven by the fascist agenda. The pyramids being built by white people is a good example of that one.
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Arius, there was an age undreamed of. Unto this Conan, destined to bear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell you of this saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure

damn china and their dastardly archeological integrity

I mean, on the one hand i couldn’t care less about imperial bloodlines. Its all a bunch of made up bullshit. Why not test them?

On the other hand, idgaf about China not allowing testing, either. They’re Chinas mummies or corpses or bodies or whatever. They can do whatever they want with their silly imperial nonsense ideas.

Test them. Or dont. what the fuck does it actually matter to anyone?

I mean, on the one hand i couldn’t care less about imperial bloodlines.
No, no, no. Hear me out. Consider a subpopulation of people that exist in a tiny private city, never leave the house, demand everyone wait on them hand-and-foot like gods, and then repeatedly get rolled by "primitive" neighbors every time they want to do some light imperialism on their borders.
Test them. Or dont.
"You won't let us test your emperors!" is the thin edge of the pseudo-science gobblegock edge, wherein some whiny cranks at The University of Jesus Iowa with PhDs in Time Cube Maths send threatening letters to the local Chinese consulate demanding first class tickets to the Beijing Museum Of Fake Science to debunk claims made about how many angels can dance on the end of a pin.
Its just another Alex Jones "We Have The Documents" rant.

White Nation of Islam guy who believes Yakub was actually white and invented white people out of love

I'd call white people "orcs" but they'd take it as a compliment.
: "Why thank you, we are a proud warrior race after all."
I'd call them 'elves' but they'd probably take that as an even bigger compliment.

Doesn't Israel just not allow DNA heritage testing at all? Why is this specifically beyond the pale?

Because they might discover that a good chunk of Palestinians are descendants of people who were there before the diaspora every happened.
- (I meant why would the Chinese Emperor's bodies not being allowed to be tested be proof of China's perfidy while Israel's one goes unexamined?)

they claim that about everyone

When you sprinkle a bit of great man theory on top of your racism:

« The emperor was white for real! What? What do you mean the emperor didn’t build the entire Chinese civilization all by himself? He was the emperor I tell you THE EMPEROR! »

your brain on Warhammer 40k:

Hey, just checking in with you @autismdragon

Are you doing ok? Don't damage your mental health looking at all this vitriol on twitter, take care of yourself. :)

Oh stuff like this doesnt bother me that much. When i see dumb stuff on there, i bring it to the dunk tank because thats what its for. Some stuff bothers me but not this. This is just silly
Thanks though!
- Yeah honestly the chud shit like this is quite funny to me, the dumbass shit from people who are supposed to be socialists, on the other hand…

AutismDragon really doing gods work trolling Twitter for premium brain poison. o7 comrade

- You may be entitled to financial compensation for exposure to brain poison from work in the post mines
I have to be honest, I’ve been seeing the o7 a lot here and had no idea what it was supposed to represent until now. Best I could come up with was an upside down head where the 7 is a nose. I feel a bit dumb
- o7 is a classic, if you’ve ever seen it o/ is someone waving hi/bye

i actually heard a similar thing about Japan from one of my college anthropology professors, they (sourcelessly) implied that japan refused to test because they didn't want people to know the royal family was actually Korean or something. I could see the Chinese government wanting to just completely avoid any kind of stupid historical culture shock that could come from similar testing.

It's not really a secret that most early Japanese culture was just shamelessly copying China until they eventually developed their own thing. Wouldn't be surprising if the nobility had Chinese or Korean blood in there.
- true, the written scripts are super similar and i think were brought to japan by buddhist monks iirc
- https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/in-search-of-japanese-roots
  (Jared Diamond)
It would be like finding the chuán guó yù xǐ
just completely fucking unimportant but ammo for morons so it's easier to just disallow it

ah, the Reverse Hotep, a rare specimen

this is /pol/stain bait

I'd just like to point out on top of all the fake white history cope, that the photoshop of that brown-haired Tarim mummy woman is also completely wrong

You can actually see how the mummy's skull is not only completely out-of-bounds of the phenotypical variance of ANY european, but is completely different from the recreation of the face on the right. The recreation looks like fucking Mark Zuckerberg's sister.

Their recreations regularly suck because 1) whites have bad spatiovisual intelligence (this is a fact because I said so) and 2) because they maliciously fake their recreations to prove some sort of point/agenda

If you can't see it, just look at the mummy's absolutely massive cheekbones. Something which can basically only be seen on East Asians and maybe some admixed populations in central Siberia (Tatars, etc). Honestly it's probably only still around on Mongols now.

The reason for this is because the mummy itself was basically 30% East Asian and 70% something-that-contributed-to Europeans (not Europeans themselves). Calling this thing European would be exactly analogous to calling Germans Mexican because Mexicans have partially European DNA

We were Mings and shit.

Beat me to it.

I'm

and I know that the Roman Empire never could have happened without the contributions from both Arabs and Black people.

Sure, Rome was hardly gay space communism, but we never would have gotten all cultured and shit without being in the monkeyfucking Mediterranean and having access to one of the more diverse places on earth.