Kinda wanna try this now

Only Italians are really that passionate about the cultural purity of their food. Japanese love to experiment and fusion bs with their food.

Seriously. Have you guys seen some of Japan's pasta dishes? I'm not even Italian and some of them make me feel some type of way lmao. Whatever they enjoy, though
Haachama fan be like
Japanese on the other hand are very anal about their rice though.

Japanese rice isn't allowed to be exported, only to be used locally.
I mean, at it's simplest: fing MOS Burger! hamburgers with rice instead of a bun. and it's a massive chain.

it wouldn't surprise me if the dish was already available in Japan right now, and was nominated for a Michelin Star.

This pisses off us Americans too for this crime against hotdogs.

How dare you. That's a delicacy in Nebraska.
- Sounds like you've been husking too much corn. Step. Away. From. The. Corn.
Idk, where I live in the US people will put hotdogs in literally anything without hesitation.
- We had leftover bacon-wrapped baby sausages dipped in bbq from christmas dinner. I totally chopped some of them up and threw them in a pot of walmart brand mac and cheese. With some leftover charcuterie cheese. Even poored some extra sausage juice in there, with some hungarian paprika. Gourmet shit
- With nori though? Come on!

And the same applies also for pizza.

This one is even worse
I would actually eat this one. All regular sushi ingredients just in a weird shape.
That has the potential to go hard, though.

The OP is just damnable heresy.

That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve seen today. Well done. Oh, make them well done!

The Dutch: *put it in a deep fryer and eat it with ketchup and mayonnaise*

The Scottish, coat it in batter and put it in the deep fryer. Drink a bottle of Buckfast to accompany.

Roll that in thin slices of bologna

And then serve it with a nice French wine from the grocery store
- With? You probably meant in.
- yup, mandatory has to be boxed wine

Honestly I don't get why people care about how other people eat? Like, why are you personally offended because people eat something you wouldn't?

You must get really confused by Gordon Ramsay's passion.
- No. Making food that other people pay for is different to what some random chooses to eat in their own home

I'm brazilian and that just gave me another pizza idea.

There are some sushi romano fusion restaurants in rome, at least 2 near where I live. That's definitely on the menu. Well, made with guanciuale obviously.