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ZeroCool @slrpnk.net

2y ago

Rap names

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I love how the comments boil down to:
Young [completely ordinary item], and
Young [reason why I will never find fulfillment in life and will probably die alone, unloved, by alcohol or high speed lead injection]
- "Young memory of my father's brain on the asphalt the day he died."
  People just want any opportunity to vent.
  
  Tbf I'd want to vent about that too
- Young electron
- Not enough physical attributes though imo. Should be more like Young Dandruff, Young Acne (ft. Young Scab), maybe a Lil Stain or Big Mole y'know?
  Edit: shout out to Young Eczema in the thread
Young Back Pain
Though in my case it should probably be Ol’ Dirty Back Pain
Young Chronic Depression sounds like a diagnosis, not a rap name
Young Eczema coming in with the most flaky, itchy flow
- Shit, 'beat' me to it.
Young something has been in my eye for the past twelve hours and I want to scream
- "Young eye pain"
  
  Dude, "Young Eye Scream" is right there...
Young Pocket Sand
- Why do you keep sand in your pockets? :D
young testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch
- Yung T.S. Double Dub in the house.
- check me as I race down these streets; no clutch
- Young PKW
Young Chapstick
- MC Eucalyptus is in the motherfuckin' house, y'all!
Young Steward Calculus 7th Edition Volume I.
- Classic
Young social anxiety
Young existential dread.
"Young Crippling Sense of Impending Doom"
Young picture of my wife
- ... How young...?
  
  No no, the picture is young (i.e. recent) not the wife.
- Young picture of this guys wife
Young D20
Young Herpes
Young Aspergers
- Mood
- I'd be willing to pirate your first album
  
  That's the highest praise I've ever recieved as an artist
Young Imposter Syndrome
Young Empty Wallet
Young asthma inhaler
- Young Epipen
- It's sad but it's ok. We all can only make choices in the present moment, including today, and including that week. I know you would have liked to see him more, but you did see him before that. And if you did see him that week, there could still be days in between. It starts to look more and more arbitrary. What's important is you all love each other, and I'll bet he would want you to enjoy your loving memories with him now.
Young Penis
wait.
- You. List. Now.
After about 20 years it evolves into Old Dirty Loan Shark Debt, gotta make way for those fresh Young Medical Debt kids.
Young crippling depression
- F
Young Keys
Young Undeserved Self-Confidence!
Young Depression
Young Lactose Intolerance
- I'll be the one you always got beef with for no reason: Young Lactase
Young Medication Resistant Psychotic Unipolar Depression, CPTSD, and Chronic Suicidality.
I got 99 problems and I am them.
- I've never heard of unipolar, how does it differ from bipolar?
  
  Another term for Major Depressive Disorder. Bipolar indicates a cycle of moods ranging from depression to mania. Unipolar indicates the pervasive presence of a single mood.
  
  Britain post-brexit - fewer Poles
Young Mitochondria
Young Wallet
- Young Wallet, represent
Young Athsma Inhaler
young underwear. i have underwear on me except when i gotta shower
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Matt, @mattwhitlockPM
your rap name is "young" + something you always carry with you, no matter where you go
B.J. Sutton, @PrettyBadLefty
Young Student Loan Debt
Young cuts
Young Childhood-Trauma
Young Crippling Anxiety might not have the popular appeal that I would need to go far.
Young Kleenex
Young flatulence
- I prefer young gassy
Young crippling anxiety in the house!
Young Diabetes!
young chode in the cut
Wait wait
Young Prostate
Young hand sanitizer.
Young Ennui
Young snus
There are so many random and copied responses, that I'm starting to wonder how many of you are bots
- Bleep bloop dont worry im not a bot bleep blorp
- Young bot
Young Scrotum
Young Droopy Eyelid
Young Keychron K7 pro
- Ah yes. My personal bluetooth jammer.
Young Leatherman ... Got a career finally
Young Huawei
wait
Young Xiaomi
All these are terrible
Young Glasses
Young Childhood Trauma count?
Young pocket lint up in da hiz ouse!
Young Shame
Young Vintage Photo of Young Bea Arthur
Young Flask
Young Skidmark
Young Aches
I’m always carrying my phone when I go out, so my name should be ‘Young iPhone’
Young Lower Back Pain
Young dreadlocks
young french phone
Young Heart
Young Eczema
Young cellphone
Young Mario keychain my sister gave me for Christmas bc I'm her "Super Mario Bro" :)
Young Golfer's Elbow
Young Deviated Septum
Young Water Bottle
Young Huawei or Young Diary but I prefer Young Diary XD
Young Depression
Young car keys...WHAT'S SO EXCITING ABOUT THIS?
Young pants
Young Muffin-Top
Yung-Heuristics in da house!
Young nervous tic
Young Stash Canister
(using this one)
Young Home Made .50cal Sub-Machine Gun
Young Charger.
Young Suicidal Throughts
Lets see here:
Young Villain
Young Trouble
Young Wisdom
Young Flo
Young Jung
Young Thrilla
I am willing to bet that at least one of these random artist names I pulled out of my ass either is or is darn close to some kind of astoundingly overproduced mumble rap artist.
I'm sticking with Tupac, Run DMC, The Blue Scholars, Aesop Rock (not fuxking Aesop Rocky), DJ Shadow...

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