Indian man urinating on train track dies after being hit by ‘flying cow’ | The Straits Times
Indian man urinating on train track dies after being hit by ‘flying cow’ | The Straits Times
Another man who was relieving himself nearby narrowly escaped from being hit by the animal. Read more at straitstimes.com.
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"cow that was tossed 30m up in the air"
How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?
78 0 ReplyWith a high rate of mooovement.
109 4 ReplyHe had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.
54 5 ReplyThink we milked this for all its worth
22 4 ReplyNaw I still got some beef with this story
21 4 ReplyDon't have a cow.
11 0 ReplyMaybe we should steer this conversation away from the puns and back on track.
Edit: Extra pun
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and a lot of moooomentum
20 5 ReplyFetchez la vache!
16 1 ReplyNo bull
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First assume a spherical cow in a frictionless vacuum...
23 0 ReplyTrains have a fuck ton of momentum, and this was an express train. It likely also had a cattle guard on the front which could explain the air it got.
13 0 ReplyIt's like it was hit by a train!
12 1 ReplyThe average train in India is 24 coaches long, plus a loco and a guard van. Let's say the loco is 100 tonnes and the coaches and van are 20 tonnes each. That's 600 tonnes moving at around 100 km/hr. I can totally believe the cow flying that high.
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