Indian man urinating on train track dies after being hit by ‘flying cow’ | The Straits Times
Indian man urinating on train track dies after being hit by ‘flying cow’ | The Straits Times
Another man who was relieving himself nearby narrowly escaped from being hit by the animal. Read more at straitstimes.com.
"cow that was tossed 30m up in the air"
How hard do you have to hit a cow to knock it 30m into the air?
78 0 ReplyWith a high rate of mooovement.
109 4 ReplyHe had no chance. It’s was coming the udder way.
54 5 Replyand a lot of moooomentum
20 5 ReplyFetchez la vache!
16 1 ReplyNo bull
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First assume a spherical cow in a frictionless vacuum...
23 0 ReplyTrains have a fuck ton of momentum, and this was an express train. It likely also had a cattle guard on the front which could explain the air it got.
13 0 ReplyIt's like it was hit by a train!
12 1 ReplyThe average train in India is 24 coaches long, plus a loco and a guard van. Let's say the loco is 100 tonnes and the coaches and van are 20 tonnes each. That's 600 tonnes moving at around 100 km/hr. I can totally believe the cow flying that high.
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The Onion would never - could never - publish this.
41 1 ReplyFlorida Man: Challenge accepted! It's going to be legendary!!!
33 1 ReplyFlorida Man should really become Marvel's next superhero
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Sounds like a normal day in India
22 3 ReplyTldr: the cow was launched by a train and flew 30 meters.
Hoe the cow gained more impetus than the train itself isn't explained.
Seeing a cow is a holy animal in India I'm wondering about the karmic balance of this situation...
15 0 ReplyBeginning to wonder if those Bollywood physics were accurate after all...
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Kind of expected "the police who were also relieving themselves..."
15 1 ReplyHoly cow!
15 3 ReplyUr really milking those puns!
3 0 ReplyHow dairy make such a bad pun?
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An udder shame.
10 4 ReplyYour Chances Of being killed by a cow Are Low But Never Zero
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