Here we go!

Do it. Please. This will be the funniest election in US History. Make it so that literally only 1 state has both of them on the ballot and that state has enough electoral college votes and is swingy enough to actually matter, so the entire election boils down to literally one state. I want this because I want to hear libs explain for decades to come about how AKCHUALLY that's just what REAL DEMOCRACY looks like and I should particpate in it more if I want to see it differently. It'll be so funny.

The Founding Fathers always intended that suburban Atlanta voters decide the direction of the country.
- I wonder what the going rate of a highly influencable voter in Georgia would be this election.
Real democracy is when everyone who wants their vote to count moves to Pennsylvania every four years.
I want three winners:
the one with the most votes
the one with the most electoral votes
the one with the most elector votes
- 2024: The First Triumvirate
- See? Division of powers, checks and balances!
- The Father
  
  The Son
  
  The Holy Ghost
“Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was the Man; he had the Vote.”
- After rewatching The Hogfather BBC special every Christmas time for a while, this year I've begun the book and am now SOOOO gonna become a Discworld Guy. All these cute little witticisms in the narration and the puns upon puns. I'm having a fantastic time. There's some pretty easy to pick up class consciousness as well. I should have known, I love this kind of over clever British stuff, I'm certain with the accent(s) I'd be seen as having a dry wit instead of being seen as a sarcastic prick.
- the US could only dream of a government as functional and responsive as vetinari's...
Please let Georgia be the one and Stacy Abrams to attempt an ascent to God kween and make trump win
- "Georgia, you say?"

Pokes the US with a stick

Cmon, balkanize already

joint custody of the nuclear stockpile
"I should control the nuclear. Me. Only me. Some people say the mother should get the kids. Many judges think that too. But they are wrong and bad. I say no. The father should get the kids. The mother did her job - big job. Nobody wants to do that. Pregnant and blood... But the father is important very important. And if the mother is too far away - new wife. So - better. Everything is better. I should control the nuclear..."
DOD builds a second Pentagon that costs over half a billion dollars
professional-managerial liberal officer corps VS machismo-chud crayoneater grunts
who will win the grand prize?? (the privilege of paying for reconstruction of the American exclusion zone)
anti-presidency
triptych makers

Fucking please… we don’t deserve something this good tho.

It has never made any sense that states have any control over national elections.

I think it does. In a way it's similar to how the Soviet Union would pick political leaders. It's more hierarchical and distributed. It just happens that every state's votes go to whoever wins the popular in that state.
- What I mean is that for any national office, the states should have no say who is on the ballot. The elections should at least be audited by a national authority, as well. This is assuming a functional government that wants to continue existing, so please disregard.
It did before elteicity. If you gotta count everything by hand it made the job way easier

The backlash to the backlash to the thing that’s just begun

Odds on for civil war?

Yeah, the closest we're going to get to a 2nd civil war in the States is gonna be a wave of stochastic terrorism
They're gonna try some Turner Diaries shit and it's gonna get ugly real quick
No open warfare, just lots of mass shootings and public lynchings
- There's even a precedent for it in Bleeding Kansas, although John Brown was actually fighting for something worthwhile unlike the current farce.
The dems will simply fold and say "Vote!" and not fight. That's not much of a civil war.
- The establishment sure but they've been revving the boomer libs for this with MSNBC the same as the boomer chuds have by Fox
  Here's hoping RFK does just well enough for a 3 way split and all the boomers getting mad enough to either kill each other or have heart attacks
Liberals don't have it in them to fight for something like this
They rolled over for Bush in 2000, they can do it again
I think a millitary coup and the dissolution of the two current parties is more likely and a significant amount of people would not even care, faith is so low in either party. The millitary is not gonna allow that shit to happen they will depose Abott and everyone around him before Texas starts shelling New Mexico.
0% unfortunately. The treats are still flowing.

I’m going to die in the impending hellfire, all alone. Yay.

none are alone in the great conflagration
- In the end, no one is alone. We're all burning together! 😊
- c'mon in, the primordial soup is fine

r/politics thread

top comment chain is thirsting over Hunter Biden and insinuating that Joe Biden has a large penis
shit u not
- Fuck I hate reddit comment chains.
- I don't get this weird obsession that liberals have with Hunter Biden's cock
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omg i want this to happen so bad

Hell yeah, this is gonna be funny

BAL-KAN-IZE! BAL-KAN-IZE!

Death to America

Lol. Lmao, even.

Cmonnn balkanize....

Thank you comrade trump for bringing about the destruction of the USA.

Most democratic amerikkkan election:

It’s not even funny anymore, just annoying like a tv show that should’ve ended five seasons ago.

I don't think Republican states will follow through on this, but Southern states taking Lincoln off the ballot was literally a prelude to the Civil War.