would it be awkward to point out that this wouldn't work
soak it, maybe, but microwaving it will just burn it. like an egg white.
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35 0 Replyhmmm, like a tea bag
18 0 ReplyImagine the smell of a burned wool sock and vaporized cum ...
17 0 ReplyNo thanks
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And... How did you come to this conclusion?!
9 0 ReplyWhen splooge dries it's lost it's water content (that do be what drying is) leaving behind the protein and such
Adding heat energy to something without a liquid component will only create liquid once it's hot enough to melt, it won't magically re-add the missing hydration
If she'd added a little bit of water to the sock, wrung it out, THEN microwaved it, shed be closer to what she's after
Basic science, really
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Please, next time you think of posting something like this throw yourself in a volcano instead .
to be clear I'm joking, it's hilarious. Also where is the nearest lobotomy theatre?
48 0 ReplyBro I just woke up could you like fucking not post this thanks
35 0 ReplyIt's just a breakfast idea
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Wife material.
29 0 Replyi hate you
15 0 ReplyIt's something I've never understood.. why do people do it in socks?
12 0 ReplyAdding myself to the cue to get an answer on that as well.
9 0 ReplyFor a silly walk
2 0 ReplyWhy not?
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The image stopped loading a third of the way in and you know what I'm all set bro
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Abolish jail except for her.
Not horny jail, regular jail.
11 0 Reply9 0 ReplyShe seems like someone who could be interested in a cumbox.
7 0 ReplyOr a jar with rainbow dash in it
3 0 ReplyI support her kinks.
2 0 Replywould rehydrated cum even maintain it's texture and taste
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