Elon Musk gives X employees one year to replace your bank - ‘You won’t need a bank account... it would blow my mind if we don’t have that rolled out by the end of next year.’
Elon Musk gives X employees one year to replace your bank - ‘You won’t need a bank account... it would blow my mind if we don’t have that rolled out by the end of next year.’
Musk wants your “entire financial life” on his platform.
He's so nuts.
We don't bully billionaires enough.
102 0 ReplyElon is in dire need of an atomic wedgie
33 0 ReplyInstructions unclear, shoot him point blank with a davey crocket.
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Lol I don't trust Musk with pictures of my food I'm sure not going to trust him with handling my money
75 0 ReplySo after all this he’s literally making PayPal again. But now he gets the X. That’s it. PayPal Elon (I’m not calling it 2.0 because it’s not better in any way).
50 0 ReplyGet fucked space Karen, I wouldn't even dream of trusting him with my money.
49 2 ReplyDon't drag people named Karen into this
19 3 ReplyAgreed. He's clearly a Kevin.
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I met a guy at a bus stop who claims to have karate-punched an alien who tried to probe him, and stole a perpetual energy device from its spaceship. I think that guy has a better business plan than Elon.
33 0 ReplyI will read his eventual obituary with extreme glee.
29 0 ReplySaint Peter don't ya call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store
27 0 ReplyAlternatively, everyone can just Venmo me all of their money. I'll keep it safe, I promise.
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21 0 ReplyThis is a financial literacy test.
22 1 ReplyHe wants to basically make WeChat for the West. So this is nothing new. Not a fan of this idea myself.
17 0 ReplyThe problem is that WeChat took a looooooooooooooooooooong time to become what it is now.
Musk wants to do this in a bit over a year. AFTER spending a year ensuring nobody with brains wants to work for him.
11 0 ReplyAnd making WeChat requires a very specific political environment which isn't happening (yet) in western countries.
4 0 ReplyWants X to be WeChat in a year or needs X to become WeChat in a year? I don’t think the site formerly known as Twitter has long for the this world.
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This is his fucking stupid unoriginal x idea he had 20 years ago and it failed...
I wish this tool would fuck off this planet already.
17 1 ReplyYou forgot about the next year Hyperloop, and Cybertruck, and Mars base, and household robot, and ..
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So we're going to bring back the scrip and the Company Store model?
14 0 ReplyMan already wants to offer loans on his one way trips to the Mars slave mining colony.
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Prepare to have mind blown then.
12 0 ReplyPeople who’d trust this delusional con artist with their money deserve what happens.
12 0 ReplyIs it going to be called the Spruce Goose bank?
12 0 ReplyYeah, because Musk is totally trustworthy with your money. If anything, this will end up getting used for money laundering.
12 1 ReplyIf he raises enough investor capital, he can start on the money laundering before getting any consumer money!
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This fuckin guy is so far up his own ass
10 0 ReplyImagine expecting people to care that something would blow your mind.
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Scammers drooling right now.
10 0 ReplyA la you don't need a bank account...as long as you use ours.
Twat.
8 0 ReplyBloXchain here we go
7 0 ReplyBe careful he will steal the name and tell everyone that he came up with it!
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The Bernie Madoff sequel is looking so bland. Same shit. Different grifter.
7 0 ReplyLOL that man is clueless
5 0 ReplyI didn't bother with twatter, fuck that moron
6 1 ReplyI cant wait to ring the bank I have my mortgage with and tell them I dont need them anymore.
5 0 ReplyI expect the few remaining sane people in that crumbling mess to run away as quickly as they can.
4 0 ReplyCan’t wait for him to announce the Bay Area company town
3 0 ReplyTexas remember he loves Texas now. Plus he could get away with it there.
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