Trump diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency, press secretary says
Trump diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency, press secretary says
vros, PLEASE pray for the president
Low energy veins. Very sad. I said look at those veins. So we looked. They didn't look too good folks.
I wonder what far more serious health issue(s) he really has.
Seriously for them to come out and say this unprompted shit has got to be really bad.
Or they're going with "how despicable do you have to be to harass a sick old man about the epstein files" which admittedly would be about their third or fourth wildest swing
harass a sick old man
bolsonaro likes pulling this one.
In my mind's eye I see Trump and his doctor. He's demanding his doctor give him a bullet point list of "options" to choose from. The list comes out and Trump points at "chronic venous insufficiency" and says "What's that?" Technical language isn't great misdirection but it is far better than a word with "disease" in it like kidney disease or heart disease.
I want to use this post to highlight that the president has the best doctors in the world looking after him. In the midst of all this, the very same president is taking away your healthcare. In bad country, yada yada
In 2017, the Washington Post spotlighted a book by Trump campaign advisor Corey Lewandowski and former aide David Bossie. The authors detailed a go-to Trump dinner of two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish sandwiches and a chocolate malt. What would Trump wash that down with? At the time, the Washington Post — now owned by one of the world's richest people, billionaire Jeff Bezos — said in a day Trump drank up to 12 cans of Diet Coke. Trump reports that he does not drink alcohol, coffee or tea. He also snacks frequently on Oreos, the report said.
I have to wonder what medical advances science has made just from keeping this man alive.
Also I just can't not share this:
Ozzy Osbourne at home:
what if hitler just died in 1934
do nothing
win
Prognosis
CVI is not a benign disorder and, with its progression, can lead to morbidity. Venous ulcers are common and very difficult to treat. Chronic venous ulcers are painful and debilitating. Even with treatment, recurrences are common if venous hypertension persists. Nearly 60% develop phlebitis which often progresses to deep vein thrombosis in more than 50% of patients. The venous insufficiency can also lead to severe hemorrhage. Surgery for CVI remains unsatisfactory despite the availability of numerous procedures.
Please die
Only one cure for insufficient chronic in your veins
Insufficient beanis
Trump diagnosed with chronic benis insufficiency
The deep state is making him sick, let RFK Jr. treat him!
In about a year trump will be so swollen he'll look like that kid in willy wonka that became a giant blueberry and will have to have vance roll him around everywhere.
And if he makes it any longer past that he'll start looking like King Charles
Known as old-man-sits-on-his-ass-all-day disease in the vernacular.
I'm sure Trump and his spawn will soon be asking for donations to the Trump Chronic Venous Insufficiency Foundation (except in NY where they are banned from running a charity).
Hey, people are only born with a finite amount of energy, and once they use it up, they die. Trump knows this. He's conserving his energy to live longer.
This is what peak masculinity looks like, Trump never misses leg day.
Legs are SWOLE!
VASCULAR
except actually the opposite apparently
Big veiny and throbbing
President Vance and VP ::: spoiler spoiler Musk :::
Get off of the motherfucking lathe!
What's worse is liberals will think Vance is """presidential""" and "can reach across the aisle," so they'll completely rehabilitate his image. He'll end up winning reelection by a landslide.
Musk is foreign born, thus not eligible for office of VP.
This assumes that they feel like following the law, which is hardly a given these days
Due to "frequent hand shaking"
It begins
But does his dick still work?!
Source?
Whoops. Read that as "But his dick still works?”
I don't think he would have ran for president if it did
You know what...that makes a lot of sense actually.
more like chronic penis insufficiency
God I wish that were me
THE CHEETO HAS SMALL HANDS
pouring out my mcdonald’s sweet tea for him
Pouring out some of my panera bread lemonade
Maybe the SS can tackle it for trying to kill him.
Vascular Dementia
This is clearly a deep state plot!
LMAO MANS HAS AN INSUFFICIENT VENUS
just build more pylons dumbass
I read Penis.
That too